Fulltilt, please turn off my doomswitch

[Arp220]

In the last 1000 hands I've played, I've:

1 - hit a set three times, and all three times had someone river a straight or flush

2 - Been dealt AA twice, both times in the BB, and had everyone fold to me

3 - Had an unending run of unsuited 3 gap cards where both are lower than a 10

4 - Am down 6 buyins

I hate you fulltilt, but my overpowering love, with incestuous overtones and a smorgasbord of unrequited daddy issues, could easily return if you just turn my [censored] doomswitch off.

Now, since I haven't been anally violated since 10am today when I bumped into that USC quarterback, I'm going to play NL50 6max

That is all