Jokes that push the envelope

[J.A.K.]

I always thought the Christa McCullough jokes were over the line (but funny). I need to feed my misanthropy so I am sure you heartless bastards can come up with some goodies. I'll start with a classic:

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in my basement.

[durkahdurkah]

www.dead-baby-joke.com

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first jokes that popped into my head actually when i saw the thread title

[27offsuit]

Someone posted a joke here a few weeks back, and I think it applies.

Disclaimer: I found this hilarious and have since retold it numerous times.


A pedophile and a 6 year old are holding hands and walking into the woods as the sun is setting.
The 6 year old looks up at the pedo and says "Mister, I'm scared."
The pedo says " You're scared?! How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of these woods alone...


*rimshot*

[Terrabon98]

the hellen keller ones are inappropriate to some...

so are some deaqd baby jokes and racial jokes...

Q: How do you make a little girl cry twice?
A: <font color="white"> Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear </font>

Q: What do you tell the black Jew?
A: <font color="white"> get to the back of the oven </font>

inappropriate? probably.
funny? yup.

[thirddan]

"Christa McCullough jokes "

ive never heard one...start telling jokes please...

[Alobar]

this thread wont last long, heh


Q:Whats the difference between pizza and a jew?
A: <font color="white"> Pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven </font>

Q:Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
A: <font color="white"> Acne waits until you are 14 to come on your face </font>

[J.A.K.]

Haha durkah, nice. A couple of gems:

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

[RiverFenix]

What does JFK Jr. miss most about the Vineyard?

The landing.

[illeagle]

I always enjoy getting all indignant when someone mentions the holocaust and saying, "HEY! My grandfather died in the holocaust! He slipped and fell off a guard tower."