LuckyJimm's Staking Adventure

[luckyjimm]

A kind chap PM'd me earlier today offering to stake me. We agreed five buy-ins for $0.25/$0.50. I agreed not to go any higher, and to stop if I lost a couple of buyins. I stuck to this - at least, I went for a cigarette in the garden each time I lost. I smoked a lot of cigarettes. Some tilt, some horrendous call, playing too many hands yet with an inability for me to hit ANYTHING, and here we are:



I am sorry!!!

[BigPoppa]

That's a dead sexy graph

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

I bet hes like A++ would stake again

[capone0]

[ QUOTE ]
A kind chap PM'd me earlier today offering to stake me. We agreed five buy-ins for $0.25/$0.50. I agreed not to go any higher, and to stop if I lost a couple of buyins. I stuck to this - at least, I went for a cigarette in the garden each time I lost. I smoked a lot of cigarettes. Some tilt, some horrendous call, playing too many hands yet with an inability for me to hit ANYTHING, and here we are:



I am sorry!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

How do you tilt that much in that many hands. I don't know why anyone would stake you.

[stauffer01]

Stop at hand 12...

[Flintoff]

How can you have been around the people on this board to have over 4k posts...yet still be playing micros?!?!

[luckyjimm]

No-one ever folds aces for me:

POKERSTARS GAME #12014016133: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 09:07:08 (ET)
Table 'Aksnes' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: <<OSKARBET>> ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: Honk Madison ($52.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Rosvosektori ($156.85 in chips)
Seat 4: randy610 ($7 in chips)
Seat 5: EDLOSI ($41.85 in chips)
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw ($40.25 in chips)
vonhogspeuw: posts small blind $0.25
<<OSKARBET>>: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [Kd 9h Js 9s]
Honk Madison: raises $1.25 to $1.75
Rosvosektori: folds
randy610: folds
EDLOSI: folds
vonhogspeuw: raises $4 to $5.75
<<OSKARBET>>: folds
Honk Madison: raises $12 to $17.75
vonhogspeuw: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [5s Jc Td]
vonhogspeuw: bets $22.50 and is all-in
Honk Madison: calls $22.50
*** TURN *** [5s Jc Td] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [5s Jc Td Th] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vonhogspeuw: shows [Kd 9h Js 9s] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Honk Madison: shows [Ks Ac Ah Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
Honk Madison collected $78 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81 | Rake $3
Board [5s Jc Td Th 8s]
Seat 1: <<OSKARBET>> (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Honk Madison showed [Ks Ac Ah Ts] and won ($78) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: Rosvosektori folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: randy610 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: EDLOSI (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw (small blind) showed [Kd 9h Js 9s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

Totally retarted call by me:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013340104: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 07:43:49 (ET)
Table 'Asteria' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hiisi61 ($33.75 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 3: PTOCH ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 4: homeboy27 ($15 in chips)
Seat 5: gawahei ($75.35 in chips)
Seat 6: mickohora1 ($60.10 in chips)
PTOCH: posts small blind $0.25
homeboy27: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [8s 6s 3d 6d]
gawahei: calls $0.50
mickohora1: folds
Hiisi61: raises $1.75 to $2.25
vonhogspeuw: calls $2.25
PTOCH: folds
homeboy27: folds
gawahei: calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [Ad 4s Td]
gawahei: checks
Hiisi61: bets $7.15
vonhogspeuw: calls $7.15
gawahei: folds
*** TURN *** [Ad 4s Td] [4d]
Hiisi61: bets $20.75
vonhogspeuw: calls $20.75
*** RIVER *** [Ad 4s Td 4d] [2d]
Hiisi61: bets $3.60 and is all-in
vonhogspeuw: calls $3.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hiisi61: shows [Ac As Kc 9d] (a full house, Aces full of Fours)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
gawahei leaves the table
Hiisi61 collected $67.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $70.50 | Rake $3
Board [Ad 4s Td 4d 2d]
Seat 1: Hiisi61 showed [Ac As Kc 9d] and won ($67.50) with a full house, Aces full of Fours
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw (button) mucked [8s 6s 3d 6d]
Seat 3: PTOCH (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: homeboy27 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: gawahei folded on the Flop
Seat 6: mickohora1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


An even more inexcusably retarded call. He is SO obviously value-betting having hit on the river:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013966136: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 09:01:34 (ET)
Table 'Aksnes' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: DAMC74 ($31.15 in chips)
Seat 2: Honk Madison ($54.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Rosvosektori ($71.55 in chips)
Seat 4: randy610 ($8 in chips)
Seat 5: EDLOSI ($33.20 in chips)
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw ($66.75 in chips)
DAMC74: posts small blind $0.25
Honk Madison: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [2c 6h Jd Ah]
Rosvosektori: calls $0.50
randy610: folds
EDLOSI: calls $0.50
vonhogspeuw: calls $0.50
DAMC74: raises $2.50 to $3
Honk Madison: folds
Rosvosektori: calls $2.50
EDLOSI: calls $2.50
vonhogspeuw: calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7s Qh]
DAMC74: bets $11.90
Rosvosektori: calls $11.90
EDLOSI: folds
vonhogspeuw: calls $11.90
*** TURN *** [Jh 7s Qh] [3c]
DAMC74: bets $16.25 and is all-in
Rosvosektori: calls $16.25
vonhogspeuw: calls $16.25
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7s Qh 3c] [As]
Rosvosektori: bets $25
vonhogspeuw: calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rosvosektori: shows [Th Kh 8s Qd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
Rosvosektori collected $50 from side pot
DAMC74: mucks hand
Rosvosektori collected $93.95 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $146.95 Main pot $93.95. Side pot $50. | Rake $3
Board [Jh 7s Qh 3c As]
Seat 1: DAMC74 (small blind) mucked [Td 9c 8d 9s]
Seat 2: Honk Madison (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Rosvosektori showed [Th Kh 8s Qd] and won ($143.95) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 4: randy610 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: EDLOSI folded on the Flop
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw (button) mucked [2c 6h Jd Ah]


Don't go broke with two pair!!!

POKERSTARS GAME #12013952822: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 09:00:05 (ET)
Table 'Gorgo' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: hoody1 ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: crow23hh ($57.60 in chips)
Seat 4: vatka ($108.25 in chips)
Seat 5: luddthekudd ($37.75 in chips)
Seat 6: 11newbie11 ($28.40 in chips)
crow23hh: posts small blind $0.25
vatka: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [2d 7s 3h 4d]
luddthekudd: calls $0.50
11newbie11: raises $1.75 to $2.25
hoody1: folds
vonhogspeuw: calls $2.25
crow23hh: folds
vatka: folds
luddthekudd: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 7h 3s]
11newbie11: bets $5.50
vonhogspeuw: raises $12 to $17.50
11newbie11: raises $8.65 to $26.15 and is all-in
vonhogspeuw: calls $8.65
*** TURN *** [Qh 7h 3s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 7h 3s Th] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
11newbie11: shows [Qc Kd 6c 7c] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
11newbie11 collected $55.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $58.05 | Rake $2.85
Board [Qh 7h 3s Th 8d]
Seat 1: hoody1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw (button) mucked [2d 7s 3h 4d]
Seat 3: crow23hh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: vatka (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: luddthekudd folded before Flop
Seat 6: 11newbie11 showed [Qc Kd 6c 7c] and won ($55.20) with two pair, Queens and Sevens

So much for blockers:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013338037: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 07:43:32 (ET)
Table 'Erna' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DAMC74 ($30.25 in chips)
Seat 2: BustU2zero ($22.75 in chips)
Seat 4: thegreymonge ($31.40 in chips)
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw ($48.50 in chips)
thegreymonge: posts small blind $0.25
vonhogspeuw: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [Jh 4d 7s Js]
DAMC74: raises $1 to $1.50
BustU2zero: folds
thegreymonge: raises $3.50 to $5
vonhogspeuw: calls $4.50
DAMC74: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h 3s]
thegreymonge: checks
vonhogspeuw: checks
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h 3s] [Tc]
thegreymonge: bets $1
vonhogspeuw: raises $12.95 to $13.95
thegreymonge: raises $12.45 to $26.40 and is all-in
thegreymonge said, "ur beat"
vonhogspeuw said, "i got JJ"
vonhogspeuw: folds
thegreymonge collected $37.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.40 | Rake $1.90
Board [Kh 9h 3s Tc]
Seat 1: DAMC74 folded before Flop
Seat 2: BustU2zero (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: thegreymonge (small blind) collected ($37.50)
Seat 6: vonhogspeuw (big blind) folded on the Turn

So much for hitting a flop:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013751208: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 08:37:12 (ET)
Table 'Spiraea' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 ($61.80 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: Soilea ($55.40 in chips)
Seat 4: papachanteur ($49.60 in chips)
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK ($39.60 in chips)
Seat 6: bluett88 ($47.65 in chips)
Soilea: posts small blind $0.25
papachanteur: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [Kc As Qs Jh]
LAMOUETPOK: folds
bluett88: folds
19_JUAN_86: raises $1.25 to $1.75
vonhogspeuw: raises $3.75 to $5.50
Soilea: raises $13.25 to $18.75
papachanteur: folds
19_JUAN_86: folds
vonhogspeuw: calls $13.25
*** FLOP *** [9d 9c 8d]
Soilea: bets $36.65 and is all-in
vonhogspeuw: folds
Soilea collected $37.80 from pot
Soilea: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.75 | Rake $1.95
Board [9d 9c 8d]
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 folded before Flop
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Soilea (small blind) collected ($37.80)
Seat 4: papachanteur (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bluett88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Pretty obvious he has the nuts on the river:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013873189: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 08:51:06 (ET)
Table 'Spiraea' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 ($129.90 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($59.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Rosvosektori ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 4: papachanteur ($54.10 in chips)
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK ($71.60 in chips)
LAMOUETPOK: posts small blind $0.25
19_JUAN_86: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [7s 6s As 5d]
vonhogspeuw: calls $0.50
Rosvosektori: folds
papachanteur: folds
LAMOUETPOK: folds
19_JUAN_86: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 6h Jd]
19_JUAN_86: checks
vonhogspeuw: bets $1.20
19_JUAN_86: calls $1.20
*** TURN *** [8s 6h Jd] [9c]
19_JUAN_86: checks
vonhogspeuw: bets $3
19_JUAN_86: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [8s 6h Jd 9c] [4c]
19_JUAN_86: bets $9.20
vonhogspeuw: calls $9.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
19_JUAN_86: shows [Ad Tc 2h Qs] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
19_JUAN_86 collected $26.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.05 | Rake $1.35
Board [8s 6h Jd 9c 4c]
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 (big blind) showed [Ad Tc 2h Qs] and won ($26.70) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw mucked [7s 6s As 5d]
Seat 3: Rosvosektori folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: papachanteur (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK (small blind) folded before Flop


This one really [censored] me off:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013834866: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 08:46:46 (ET)
Table 'Spiraea' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 ($118.65 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: Soilea ($20.35 in chips)
Seat 4: papachanteur ($56.55 in chips)
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK ($81.30 in chips)
19_JUAN_86: posts small blind $0.25
vonhogspeuw: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [Tc Qc 9h As]
19_JUAN_86 said, "no hr didnt"
Soilea: folds
papachanteur: folds
Soilea leaves the table
LAMOUETPOK said, "yes"
LAMOUETPOK: folds
Rosvosektori joins the table at seat #3
19_JUAN_86: calls $0.25
19_JUAN_86 said, "no"
vonhogspeuw: raises $1 to $1.50
19_JUAN_86: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5c Kc]
19_JUAN_86: checks
papachanteur is sitting out
19_JUAN_86 said, "u 8 10"
vonhogspeuw: bets $2.85
LAMOUETPOK said, "79"
19_JUAN_86 said, "j missing"
19_JUAN_86: calls $2.85
*** TURN *** [Qd 5c Kc] [Ts]
19_JUAN_86: checks
vonhogspeuw: bets $6
19_JUAN_86: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5c Kc Ts] [3d]
19_JUAN_86: checks
vonhogspeuw: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
19_JUAN_86: shows [3s Kh Ad Ac] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
19_JUAN_86 collected $19.70 from pot
vonhogspeuw said, "loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.70 | Rake $1
Board [Qd 5c Kc Ts 3d]
Seat 1: 19_JUAN_86 (small blind) showed [3s Kh Ad Ac] and won ($19.70) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw (big blind) mucked [Tc Qc 9h As]
Seat 3: Soilea folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: papachanteur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: LAMOUETPOK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Again, the flop bet then turn check clearly means he's flopped the house, and is value betting river:

POKERSTARS GAME #12013517081: OMAHA POT LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/12 - 08:08:15 (ET)
Table 'Erna' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DAMC74 ($94.60 in chips)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: PalleRunqvis ($62.95 in chips)
Seat 4: thegreymonge ($36.70 in chips)
Seat 5: argo00 ($27.30 in chips)
Seat 6: Bertta ($45.45 in chips)
thegreymonge: posts small blind $0.25
argo00: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vonhogspeuw [3s 2d 8c Ad]
Bertta: calls $0.50
DAMC74: folds
vonhogspeuw: calls $0.50
PalleRunqvis: calls $0.50
thegreymonge: calls $0.25
argo00: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td 8h 8d]
thegreymonge: checks
argo00: checks
Bertta: checks
vonhogspeuw: bets $1
PalleRunqvis: folds
thegreymonge: raises $1.50 to $2.50
argo00: folds
Bertta: folds
vonhogspeuw: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Td 8h 8d] [Kc]
thegreymonge: checks
vonhogspeuw: checks
*** RIVER *** [Td 8h 8d Kc] [3h]
thegreymonge: bets $7.15
vonhogspeuw: calls $7.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thegreymonge: shows [Ks Tc 7c 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Kings)
vonhogspeuw: mucks hand
thegreymonge collected $20.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.80 | Rake $1.05
Board [Td 8h 8d Kc 3h]
Seat 1: DAMC74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vonhogspeuw mucked [3s 2d 8c Ad]
Seat 3: PalleRunqvis (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: thegreymonge (small blind) showed [Ks Tc 7c 8s] and won ($20.75) with a full house, Eights full of Kings
Seat 5: argo00 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Bertta folded on the Flop

I honestly think this is the worst I have ever played. I do not normally suck so much. I'm just sorry.

[skillgambler]

move up!

[luckyjimm]

[ QUOTE ]
move up!

[/ QUOTE ]

If u stake me

100% no risk

[Quagmyer]

staking for omaha lol