brag or beat: my life

[PostBlindUTG]

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lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

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OMG Seriously better stf* fu*kin piece of s*it...
We own your ass in any imaginable way and then drive over your dead body with a CL63AMG Black Series

[beernutz]

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lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

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OMG Seriously better stf* fu*kin piece of s*it...
We own your ass in any imaginable way and then drive over your dead body with a CL63AMG Black Series

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Except World Wars.

[xjimraketex]

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lots of Beats:
1. german
2. fast food (no idea of good food b/c -> Pt. 1)
3. being European and playing NLHE on PS
4. no other interests than poker,soccer,drinkin,girls
5. german

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OMG Seriously better stf* fu*kin piece of s*it...
We own your ass in any imaginable way and then drive over your dead body with a CL63AMG Black Series

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Except World Wars.

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dont forget trying to supress the whole world.... and ze germanz had AH who tried... still not enough compared to the last few american Presidents ...

[pinkis_4girls]

To be fair the Germans got tres unlucky. They were way ahead pre-flop:

Germany: AQ
UK: AJ

And on the river it was like OMG NH GG..

QQ2

Then suddenly.. WTF? An American and a Russian walk into the casion and insist on being dealt into the hand. The dealer is all like 'no..no you have to wait..' but the arrogant German waves away his protests and is like 'go on zilly'. And the Russians and the Americans are like 'G thanks'.

And the turn and river go:

2 2

And the German turns over AQ and is like HAHAH GG I have the nuts..

Then the Americano and the Russian both go HAHHAAH thats not the nuts! And both turn over 2 7.

GG

[xjimraketex]

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To be fair the Germans got tres unlucky. They were way ahead pre-flop:

Germany: AQ
UK: AJ

And on the river it was like OMG NH GG..

QQ2

Then suddenly.. WTF? An American and a Russian walk into the casion and insist on being dealt into the hand. The dealer is all like 'no..no you have to wait..' but the arrogant German waves away his protests and is like 'go on zilly'. And the Russians and the Americans are like 'G thanks'.

And the turn and river go:

2 2

And the German turns over AQ and is like HAHAH GG I have the nuts..

Then the Americano and the Russian both go HAHHAAH thats not the nuts! And both turn over 2 7.

GG

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you need to get a life, seriously!

btw russians never go HAHA they always go
hyachachacha

[oelli]

[ QUOTE ]
To be fair the Germans got tres unlucky. They were way ahead pre-flop:

Germany: AQ
UK: AJ

And on the river it was like OMG NH GG..

QQ2

Then suddenly.. WTF? An American and a Russian walk into the casion and insist on being dealt into the hand. The dealer is all like 'no..no you have to wait..' but the arrogant German waves away his protests and is like 'go on zilly'. And the Russians and the Americans are like 'G thanks'.

And the turn and river go:

2 2

And the German turns over AQ and is like HAHAH GG I have the nuts..

Then the Americano and the Russian both go HAHHAAH thats not the nuts! And both turn over 2 7.

GG

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Am I the only one seeing 5 deuces here ?

board qq222

usa: 27
russia: 27

???

[Ephialtes]

rigged obv

[pinkis_4girls]

Holy [censored]. That [censored] has FIVE deuces! Someone bann this Motherfucka!

[Mark the muck]

what happened to my thread?

[nath]

Did this get moved from German BBV or something? None of this makes any sense to me.