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Old 11-23-2007, 04:40 PM
CnC CnC is offline
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

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BEFORE:

About Us

“Absolute Poker and this web site is the sole, true and lawful property of “Tokwiro Enterprises Enrg”, whose operations are located on the south shore of the St. Lawrence River, nine (9) miles south of downtown Montreal, Quebec, Canada, located on lands known as the Mohawk (Kanien:kaha’ka) Territory of Kahnawake, belonging to the Mohawk Nation.

“Tokwiro Enterprises Enrg” is a recognized Mohawk owned and controlled, gaming sole proprietorship, presently undergoing a licencing process with the “Kahnawake Gaming Commission” (“KGC”), which was itself established on the 10th day of Ohiarí:ha/June, 1996. The “KGC” is empowered to regulate, control and licence all forms of gaming and gaming-related activities conducted within and from the Mohawk Territory of Kahnawake, in accordance with the highest principles of honesty and integrity. The “KGC” enforces regulations, which are designed to ensure, amongst other goals, the following essential elements, which are clearly enshrined in all gaming-related activities:

that only suitable persons/entities operate within the Mohawk Territory of Kahnawake;

that all games offered by the Licencees of the “KGC” are both fair and honest to the player;

that all winners are paid.


AFTER:

About Us

Absolute Poker is a safe and secure place to play poker with people from all over the world for real or play money. We’ve built our team to provide you with the best services and software built by some of the most respected poker professionals in the world. We are constantly upgrading, designing and implementing all the best features to make playing a pleasurable experience for you. We encourage you to try our games if you are a new, an experienced or a professional player.

Test your skills, good luck and have fun on our tables!

Your Absolute Poker Team
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:04 PM
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

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AFTER:

About Us

Absolute Poker is a safe and secure place to play poker with people from all over the world for real or play money. We’ve built our team to provide you with the best services and software built by some of the most respected poker professionals in the world. We are constantly upgrading, designing and implementing all the best features to make playing a pleasurable experience for you. We encourage you to try our games if you are a new, an experienced or a professional player.

Test your skills, good luck and have fun on our tables! Now sleeeeeeeeeep. You will all sleeeeeeep.

Your Absolute Poker Team


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Old 11-23-2007, 08:01 PM
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

So now they're officially unregulated? Yay Absoloot!

(Maybe they can use the money they steal - sorry, save - to hire a decent copywriter.)

Virgin and VC for me - safe as houses. Feel sorry for you US players.
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:57 PM
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

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We’ve built our team to provide you with the best services and software built by some of the most respected poker professionals in the world.

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Who are these most respected professionals in the world?
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Old 11-24-2007, 03:26 AM
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We’ve built our team to provide you with the best services and software built by some of the most respected poker professionals in the world.

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Who are these most respected professionals in the world?

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Tom Scott and AJ Green
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Old 11-24-2007, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

LOL
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Old 11-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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Default Re: Somone Changed The Absolute Poker Website

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We’ve built our team to provide you with the best services and software built by some of the most respected poker professionals in the world.

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Tom Scott and AJ Green

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