what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my "play"

[orthopraxia]

jesus christ man what are you some kind of cockhead cocksmoking s n m freakshow

[siouxbrew]

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ok, so get a pencil, shove it in your crotch area (careful, don't get hurt), carry it around for a day, next time she asks to borrow a pencil give it to her, watch her intently, tell her to smell the pencil, as she goes for the sniff (she will close her eyes ldo), unzip your pants and surreptitiously replace your boner with the pencil, when she opens her eyes, she'll be surprised, and in her surprise she'll clamp onto your boner, this will give you the chance to jump and rotate around your boner so you are now upside down, unzip her pants with your teeth and go down town, her natural reaction will be to reciprocate, at this point use common sense, if things naturally lead to intercourse, go with it (remember to bring a small pillow to put on top of her desk - this shows you care about her well being, desks are hard), after you're done (remember bring a cigarette for her too), you can discuss where to go on the first date, the key is to do this after lunch, so that everyone else will be asleep and not notice, if they do notice just flex so you look good

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i actually find this to be a deep well thought out suggestion, i would try it.

[keikiwai]

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jesus christ man what are you some kind of cockhead cocksmoking s n m freakshow

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wtf, if you don't want none, just go back to jerking it to internet porn in your cubicle

my plans are fool proof, my game is unexploitable

if you don't believe me, do a trial run on someone else first, i guarantee flawless success

[Baloosh]

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she's female so there's an 99.999 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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[ghostface]

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so this girl I kind of like asked me to borrow a pencil today at work and smiled at me after i gave it to her When she was leaving she gave me back the pencil, touched my arm AND said she hopes i don't have to work too late! I've seen her at work a couple of times and have been scheduling my breaks around when she takes hers so I could say hey to her and also going to the bathroom when I think she will in the break room by the bathroom. I think I am in love with this girl.
what's my play?

PS. I heard her mention something about paxil to a coworker, and how she ran out of it the other day, so there is probably an 80 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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hasnt this been posted here bfore?

[paracheirodon]

wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

[ghostface]

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wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

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lolllllllll

in the family

[diebitter]

okay, out of left field, but bear with me

1. get her drunk and attempt to have sex with her.

[orthopraxia]

jolly green man,

If I'm hanging out with her and just automatically give her booze won't she think i'm trying to rape her?

[orthopraxia]

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wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

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OK,

SO I TRY TO GET ADVICE FROM TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND GET REDICULED BY ALL

STFU FISH