Douchiest single piece of clothing

[kkcountry]

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but they sometimes flip the visors down flat in front of their faces and walk down the sidewalk looking like welders. It's pretty funny.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL funniest thing i've read in a while. that's hilarious.

[Abbaddabba]

ive seen similar [censored] actually being sold at a convenience store for like $15. lawl
i was SO close to buying a few of them for a haloween costume.

[SNOWBALL]

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Any kind of tight shirt I see a dude wearing, I pretty much just write them off at that point. I don't care how big your guns are, you still look like you raided your little brothers closet.

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I 2nd the tight shirt thing. The worst is when it's an affliction shirt, and they are wearing 2 toned sunglasses and designer jeans.

Of course, I am describing a real person, and I had the singular pleasure of following him into the gas station when he cut me off in traffic. How is it that every BMW driver feels the need to conform to the stereotype of a walking chode?

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"bluetooth headset".

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Doesn't count, not clothing.

If we expand category to "things people wear," however, bluetooth headset is #1, followed by fannypack.

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When I was five years old, my dad took my sister and me on a trip to DC, and even then I had a visceral dislike of fanny packs. It might just be the name.
Really though, it's too bad that people are so hostile to them, because they seem quite useful. My dad bought fanny packs for me, my sister, himself, and his girlfriend. I think they came in handy, but that doesn't mean I liked em!

Still though, I think that fanny packs are a poor submission, because douchebags don't wear them. Essentially NO ONE wears them. Your submission is like me saying "acid wash jeans" or something that no one wears anymore. And no, Mike Matusow doesn't count. He's another animal completely.

[Arito]

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Che is way overrated. Maybe go to wikipedia and see what he actually accomplished and then decide if you want to strut around repping him?

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Last thing I'll say on this subject 'cause I don't want the thread to turn political. Maybe you missed the part where I said I've read a lot on and by him. I will fully agree that Che isn't an angel and has done some bad stuff in his day. But I also think the good outweigh the bad by a mile and it is more his spirit I admire than his actions (though I admire both). I think our differing ideologies might be what's creating our different stances on him.

Ontopic: In the last one of these threads crocs were the undisputed king of douchebaggery, what happened to that?

[elrudo]

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I 2nd the tight shirt thing.

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With the " Guido's " in mind, I though of very tight (under)shirts and/or fishnet shirts.

However,


Tom Jones managed to pull it of, albeit a little while ago.

[Lazy Meatball]

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Tom Jones

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Goddamn I am so jealous of that chesthair

[adsman]

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Please allow me to wear a shirt with a depiction of some one who I think has accomplished a lot in his life without being labeled a douchebag.


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He is dead, you idiot, so quit using the present tense.

[Max Raker]

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Please allow me to wear a shirt with a depiction of some one who I think has accomplished a lot in his life without being labeled a douchebag.


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He is dead, you idiot, so quit using the present tense.

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huh?????

[adsman]

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Please allow me to wear a shirt with a depiction of some one who I think has accomplished a lot in his life without being labeled a douchebag.


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He is dead, you idiot, so quit using the present tense.

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huh?????

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Oh for the love of god, how do you people get through life?