beat: my girlfriend lost it

[ncboiler]

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After demanding that I dropped my friends 21st birthday and get the bus down to see her (hour or so away) I told her i wasnt going to because it had been planned for months.

I told her i wasnt answering my phone after trying to sort if for 4 hours and then i had 50+ missed calls, while having an msn conversation:

Gf:
right im comin its all your own tough luck if u wanna be the [censored] man/lad boy watever u are well youve gona and done it prepare for me to [censored] you off n if i cant fidn u ill destroy ur room right now i dont give a [censored] as you dont give 2 [censored] about me

just answer 4 ten mins else im gonan go walk the streets alone and get raped to clear my head

just answer thats all its gnna take

10 minutes then u have the right to put the phone down

if nto ill get raped or come c u which would you prefer


I had 5 phone messages which id love to get online too, one which she said she was gonna come up trash her f***ing car and f***ing skill me, break my door down and trash my f***ing room.

Lol whats my play bbv?

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If you have to ask you're an idiot.

[imozyslow]

teach her a lesson w/ "the rodeo."

sex her from behind, while a group of your friends hide nearby (closet, next room or w/e).

once you start to get into the sexing, have all your friends jump out and start pointing, laughing etc. Hold on for an long as you can-- R-0-D-E-0!!!!

[Quanah Parker]

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i dated a crazy girl once. your only options are come out and tell her how crazy she is and that she needs to get her head out of her ass, and probably be prepared to punch her a few times...or break up with her and never talk to/see her again (if you do...be prepared to punch). anything else will be a huge pain in the ass.

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This advice is solid.

[goofball]

She's the devil. Run fast, run far.

[Carolina Pirate]

no pics...she's either not real or has already killed the guy....guess mod can lock thread now

[runningmarvel]

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teach her a lesson w/ "the rodeo."

sex her from behind, while a group of your friends hide nearby (closet, next room or w/e).

once you start to get into the sexing, have all your friends jump out and start pointing, laughing etc. Hold on for an long as you can-- R-0-D-E-0!!!!

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[ghostface]

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i dated a crazy girl once. your only options are come out and tell her how crazy she is and that she needs to get her head out of her ass, and probably be prepared to punch her a few times...or break up with her and never talk to/see her again (if you do...be prepared to punch). anything else will be a huge pain in the ass.

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This advice is solid.

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100% spot on

[optionsguy]

am i the only one in tears reading these responses?

A+ BBV4L

[Tartufo]

Change status GF --> F***buddy
Also change your locks and your usual route to work.

[916greatest]

im a little turned on

imo

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