Movies that should NEVER be shown edited/censored

[Full Metal]

Striptease/showgirls

[His Boy Elroy]

Blazing Saddles was on the Family Channel not too long ago.

[challenger84]

Big Lebowski

[bdiddy12]

Junk in the trunk 12

[James Boston]

While this movie isn't too bad, as far as profanity goes, I found USA's edit of Dazed and Confused to be the worst ever. Completely cutting the audio is one thing. Altering the dialogue with a poor voice actor is another. But, what USA did to the profanity in that movie was absurd. They changed curse words to gibberish. Bulls**t was changed to "nibits," for one example.

QUOTE:

"There's was a little bit a nibits there, right?"

"Oh yeah. Major nibits. MAJOR NIBITS."

[Colonel Kataffy]

all of them [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[ilya]

heh...i was watching "Colors" on AMC just last night and it was absurd...like watching a silent movie in some scenes

[RED FACE]

Midnight Run...

Jack Walsh: I never took a payoff in my life and I'm not gonna start with someone like you.
Jonathan Mardukas: Why not?
Jack Walsh: Because you're a [censored] criminal and you deserve to go where you're going and I'm gonna take you there and if hear any more [censored] outta you: I'm gonna [censored] bust your head and I'll put you back in that [censored] hole and I'm gonna stick your head in the [censored] toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there.

[krazyace5]

Caught Cheech and Chong on the Comedy channel once. Not only were the words censored they changed their pot into diamonds and instead of looking for a pot field they were looking for a diamond field.

[Autocratic]

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Big Lebowski

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What was the line..."This is what you get when you punch a stranger in the nose!" or something.