BEAT: Some dude kicked my ass last night

[JohnnyWadd]

So I go to this party to pick up my sister and right as I walk in the door this guy comes down and pushes me then slams me in the jaw with his fist.

I didn't even know how to react. So I think I grabbed his shirt, which ripped (semi-brag) Then I basically went into the fetal position.

He was about to kick me when one of his friends pulled him away.

BEAT: Some dude I don't know kicked my ass and called me Joe, and that's not my name.

BRAG: I ripped his shirt, and his hand has to be hurting right now.

VARIENCE: His shirt looked like something a Gay Cowboy would wear.