Your mother is so Obese

[HU4coke]

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Can I have the yottabyte if she's not gonna use it then?

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How sweet would having a yottabyte be. Id have every song,movie, and porn ever made on that suckkah.

[Seth Money]

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ok. yo momma's penis is so small that it looks like she has a vagina!

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Niiiiice. I can't rip on your momma cause that ain't right. But that was how I was raised.

More momma jokes please...

And how come OP used "Your mother is so Obese", is he too self conscience to say momma?

[I_AM_EVIL]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

[Passaman]

-- That her nickname is "Damn!"

-- When she dances she makes the radio skip.

-- When she walks across the room, the CD skips....at the radio station.

-- She wears Levis 1503s

-- She has to iron her pants on an aircraft carrier

[HU4coke]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[MissChriss]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!

[kolotoure]

Chris is being mean imo

[I_AM_EVIL]

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

[The Man Mulcahey]

i read obese as ebepse.

[Dan87]

Yo momma is so fat she has self confidence issues.