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Old 11-25-2007, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: Anybody here got a vasectomy?

"Have you had your vasectomy today?"

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Old 11-27-2007, 05:01 PM
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Default Re: Anybody here got a vasectomy?

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Old 11-27-2007, 05:35 PM
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I once dated a girl with braces...does that count?
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: Anybody here got a vasectomy?

Couple of points:

1) It's about $800 procedure to get it. It's about $15,000 to get it reversed.

2) Frozen peas are the [censored]. Get em.

3) Get three pairs of tighty whiteys that are 4 sizes to small to wear for three weeks.

4) Have you doctor give you a prescription for 2 pain pills and 2 valiums to take one hour before the procedure.

5)The procedure takes about 25 minutes. Depending on the size/length of your tubes the procedure can hurt. Shorter tubes require some tugging which you can feel as they pull your balls. Imagine a yoyo on the end of a string that someone is pulling on.

6) The worst part of the whole thing is the pain from the stitches. Butterfly stitches that feel like someone has a clothes pin on your nads for two weeks. Feels so good when those stitches finally break.

Overall it isn't bad. I doubt that you are going to be able to find a doctor to do it at your age though. If you tell the doctor what you told us here, you got no chance...
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:25 PM
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Default Re: Anybody here got a vasectomy?

My experience was similar to those already mentioned. I only had a local and my doctor and I were joking about the Eagles throughout the whole thing. While I am happy I don't have to experience it again, the procedure itself is less painful than most dental work.
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