beat: robbed of $30k

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find a way to claim this loss with an insurance company

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"hello state farm, how can I help you?"
"yeah, uh...I had 30K in cash and gold coins stolen from my car, is that covered in my policy?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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to sound mored credible just say "30k in booty"

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"Hello, state farm, how can I help you?"
"arrrrrgh....I woke tis mornin to find me booty had been stolen from me Dreams Aplenty"
"Your Dreams Aplenty?"
"Arrrrggggh, yes tis the name of me ship."
"Ok sir, and what was stolen?"
"arrrrrgh, shiver me timbers, is you deaf you silly wench? Me booty has gone missin!!!!"
"And, what is your booty sir?"
"Arrrrrrgghhhh, 30K in gold dubloons, is that covered in me policy"
"no sir, Im sorry its not"
"arggggh, well that sucks. Thank you for your time. I appreciate it"
"No problem sir, is there anything else I can help you with today?"
"arggggh, no that was all"
"Ok sir, well you have a nice day"
"argggghhhhh, you too"
"ok, bye"
"arrrghhhhh, bye"