Famous John Madden Quotes

[scotchnrocks]

This guy says some of the dumbest most obvious things such as "their receivers are good at catching the ball." Some are good though, and I figure there are plenty of hilarious ones I have missed. I found the following ones using the search.

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Season-ending injuries are like alarm clocks, you just want to keep pressing the "snooze" button.


Some stories are like an old ham sandwich. You know you shouldn't pick it up, but you do anyway.