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06-27-2007, 06:23 PM
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brag: california loooove
beat: brag isn't about having sex...
variance: ....yet i feel like this belongs in bbv more than 4L, so please to be reading my prerequisite poker hand from yesterday morning before i move on: 5-200 spread limit, i'm in the bb with 98h, action folds to sb, i offer to chop before looking at my cards, she responds by raising to 20. i re-raise to 60 she calls. flop 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] she checks, i bet 50, she raises to 140, i re-raise to 300 (all in), she calls. i flip 98. turn 9, river 2, she gets up yelling about how lucky i got to crack her KK and throws her hand in the muck still yelling at me. i ask the dealer to flip her hand over KQo. she leaves. anyway, i went to a SF giants game last night with 5 others (ya ya ya ya, baseball is just slightly above hockey but still miles behind curling) and our seats blew ass. lower box, but top row of the lower box which is about 6 feet higher than the top row actually is, and is actual folding chairs stapled into the ground, the row and seat # are sharpied into the floor. can't see [censored]. anyway, nobody behind us, i accidentally knock my coke onto some guy who's walking below us. he's about 25 with his girlfriend (pretty hot), gets mad, looks up at me and yells out "what are you doing, are you retarded?!" then, in a spur of the moment thing with the 5 others i came with watching me, i decide to act the part, do my best retarded voice and awkwardly tap my friend on the shoulder and start "crying" saying "HE CALLED ME RETARDED!" i then get up and scuttle down about 15 seats to an open seat, sit down and "cry" one of my friends gets up and asks the guy if he wants to fight, saying they just wanted me to have a good time. guy is embarrassed, girl is REALLY embarrassed/angry at her boyfriend. makes him apologize to me. i refuse his apology and continue crying. he offers to buy me something. so we go to the clubhouse (i'm still putting up the act), and when he asks what i want, i point at a jersey and say "i want that one!" he apologizes again, buys me the $170 jersey, gives me a high 5, girlfriend kisses me on the cheek, and i scuttle back to my seat. we all laugh and drink more beer. ya, i'm goin to hell, but i scored a free jersey so [censored] off. 
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#4
06-27-2007, 06:27 PM
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Re: brag: california loooove
rofl this is good. "are you retarded" YEAYEAYEAEAYEA" lololl
the qko hand is good too. live games are full of such morons
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#6
06-27-2007, 06:27 PM
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Re: brag: california loooove
lol...effing awesome. nice play
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#7
06-27-2007, 06:29 PM
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Re: brag: california loooove
Great post if its real, and how did you manage to keep acting retarded for that long? Also, what kind of retard were you? lol
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#8
06-27-2007, 06:30 PM
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Re: brag: california loooove
your ops are so good nowdays
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#10
06-27-2007, 06:31 PM
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Re: brag: california loooove
[ QUOTE ]
Great post if its real, and how did you manage to keep acting retarded for that long? Also, what kind of retard were you? lol [/ QUOTE ] it was REALLY hard not to break into laughter, the 2 girls who came were trying to hide theirs. and i was the stereotypical retard. think cartman in the special olympics from south park, only slightly less belligerant.
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