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Old 08-28-2006, 12:44 PM
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I have spent the past four years of my life at Canisius High School in Buffalo, Ny. It is a private, Jesuit, all boys school, but it was alot better than it sounds. Today was my first day of college. Five minutes into my first class, I tore an unholy fart, it wasnt until it was completely realeased that I realized I didn't go to an all boys school anymore. Needless to say I was humiliated. But i'm sure it was entertaining to the rest of the class. (noone mentioned it, but I'm pretty sure I saw a girl throw up a little in her mouth :/) [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:47 PM
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We need more threads like this.
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:48 PM
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Dude, i'm eating.
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:49 PM
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So people just farted in the middle of class all the time at your high school and no one cared?
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:51 PM
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So people just farted in the middle of class all the time at your high school and no one cared?

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yes
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:52 PM
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awesome.... lol
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Old 08-28-2006, 12:55 PM
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jesuit school (beat), college class with GIRLS in it (brag), farting loudly in class (variance)

This thread has it all, A++++++++
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Old 08-28-2006, 01:01 PM
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LOL, f'in hilarious. Is this is a beat or brag, dude you got a girl to puke in her mouth. Musta been one mean, nasty ass fart.
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Old 08-28-2006, 01:20 PM
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boys are yucky
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Old 08-28-2006, 02:02 PM
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I have spent the past four years of my life at Canisius High School in Buffalo, Ny. It is a private, Jesuit, all boys school, but it was alot better than it sounds. Today was my first day of college. Five minutes into my first class, I tore an unholy fart, it wasnt until it was completely realeased that I realized I didn't go to an all boys school anymore. Needless to say I was humiliated. But i'm sure it was entertaining to the rest of the class. (noone mentioned it, but I'm pretty sure I saw a girl throw up a little in her mouth :/) [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I went to an all guy high school as well. Besides all the teabagging, oil checking, and other random homosexual acts that were seen as funny (not gay!), ripping unholy ass while in class was one of the leading cool things to do.

The only time I ever found it funny was when a mentally unstable kid tried to be cool and accidentally shit his pants. He was taken out of class by the director of our school. That was classic.
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