BEAT: day two

patgerrity · #1 08-30-2006, 03:43 PM

I have played football for my entire life, (sinc the fourth grade). This year for one reason of another I was forced to stay home for school, and had to turn down many other colleges that I would of really enjoyed playing at. I ended up having to play for buffalo State College. But it was ok, because I love fotball. When I hsowed up for the first day of camp, I got into an arguement with the coach over me not dorming, I ended up walking out and after we had a conversation and made no proggress, I decided I would not play there this year.

Naturally I was fairly depressed about not playing football for the first time in 9 years, but I did not really want to play for this school anyway.

Fast forward to the frist day of school, in which u may of heard of my fart I ripped in class. Yesterday was my second day. I left my lights on, when I got to school, and my battery died. At the end of school, I had to call triple "a", to come jump my car. They were two hours late, whcih left me to watch the fotball teams entire pracitce. :/

When they finally shwoed, coincidentally, a group of very good looking girls walked by,while some greasy guy was jumping my car, I felt like a jack ass.

Fortunatley I missed wokr and did not get in trouble for it. Other than that, another horrible day at school. I'm batting 1.000. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

pokergrader · #2 08-30-2006, 04:02 PM

Your main problem is that you aren't drunk and/or high enough of the time. It really takes the edge off.

pa3lsvt · #3 08-30-2006, 06:41 PM

Smoke more dope and eat less beans.

JOMO Grinder · #4 08-30-2006, 07:10 PM

your sh***y day made me feel alot better about mine. thanks

RikaKazak · #5 08-30-2006, 07:16 PM

moral of the story....drop out of school and play cards

Dave Coulier · #6 08-30-2006, 08:40 PM

The local police on ur campus should be able to jump ur car next time. At least they do at mine.

acesfall · #7 08-30-2006, 08:42 PM

I had several people throughout high school ask for their car to be jumped. Its no big deal, just ask if someone has jumper cables instead of waiting for AAA.

Uppercut · #8 08-30-2006, 08:52 PM

Do you proofread your school work as well as you proofread these postings? Just wondering.

jfish · #9 08-30-2006, 10:29 PM

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moral of the story....drop out of school and play cards

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that should be the moral of every story.

IdiotVig · #10 08-30-2006, 11:30 PM

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I ended up having to play for buffalo State College.

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Brag, because at least you don't have to play for UB.