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Old 08-28-2006, 07:57 PM
Teph Teph is offline
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I went to an all guy high school as well. Besides all the teabagging, oil checking, and other random homosexual acts that were seen as funny (not gay!), ripping unholy ass while in class was one of the leading cool things to do.


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whoa, whoa, whoa..
let me just double check here.. you put your balls in each-others mouths? and you considered it cool?

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I did NOT do this. I was not involved at a single thing at my school, especially hanging out with any of the guys that found this stupid stuff funny. I exaggerated on the teabagging note, but it is well known that some people played "cookie", stuck fingers in others' asses, and dick slapped their friends for fun. Somehow this was not considered strange or gay by any means to them?

Since it seems that it was not clear at first: They were not my friends or people I hung out with, but it was well known how often this happened between friends.

Again, I thought that it was clear that I was in NO way involved in this faggotry.

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I went back to reread your original post after this one.

You weren't clear about anything... Still sounds like a brag.

Reread it in context of this thread.

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Ok, I will help you out here.

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I went to an all guy high school as well. [SARCASM]Besides all the teabagging, oil checking, and other random homosexual acts that were seen as funny (not gay!), ripping unholy ass while in class was one of the leading cool things to do.[/SARCASM]

[SERIOUS]The only time I ever found it funny was when a mentally unstable kid tried to be cool and accidentally [censored] his pants. He was taken out of class by the director of our school. That was classic.[/SERIOUS]

Hope that helps.

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Old 08-28-2006, 08:15 PM
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i went to an all guys school. we used to get bored in class sometimes, and just put our hands on each others dicks and mutually masturbate one another until we came.

sometimes in our dorms we played a game where we had to lick each others bumholes until they came. we also shared a lot of passionate kisses if we were bored between classes.

we weren't gay or anything, we just did it cos we were cool and it was the thing to do.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:08 PM
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Unless you went to an all guys school you could not understand :/ ex: " (football locker room) "Hey man do you think my finger is broken?" (He looks down at you finger only to see it wrapped up in your balls) Now this seems homosexual to your average co-ed or public schooler. But to someone who went to an all guys school ( who is str8) it is funny that you got another str8 guy to look at your balss because it makes them uncoimfortable and gives them disturbing images in their head. It basically replaces the time you would spend flirting wiht girls or w/e.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:11 PM
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Unless you went to an all guys school you could not understand :/ ex: " (football locker room) "Hey man do you think my finger is broken?" (He looks down at you finger only to see it wrapped up in your balls) Now this seems homosexual to your average co-ed or public schooler. But to someone who went to an all guys school ( who is str8) it is funny that you got another str8 guy to look at your balss because it makes them uncoimfortable and gives them disturbing images in their head. It basically replaces the time you would spend flirting wiht girls or w/e.

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Your post's were funny. Teph's was disturbing and didn't come across anywhere near as sarcastic as he thinks it did, hence the nature of the post's following it.
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:15 PM
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Unless you went to an all guys school you could not understand :/ ex: " (football locker room) "Hey man do you think my finger is broken?" (He looks down at you finger only to see it wrapped up in your balls) Now this seems homosexual to your average co-ed or public schooler. But to someone who went to an all guys school ( who is str8) it is funny that you got another str8 guy to look at your balss because it makes them uncoimfortable and gives them disturbing images in their head. It basically replaces the time you would spend flirting wiht girls or w/e.

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Your post's were funny. Teph's was disturbing and didn't come across anywhere near as sarcastic as he thinks it did, hence the nature of the post's following it.

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You'll have to excuse teph, if he really did go to an all guys school, he is one of the kids that made public schoolers say things like " You go to an all guys school!!, is everyone there like gay! Are you gay!!??" (entertaining ignorance)
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:32 PM
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pat,

since you went to an all guy's school, you seemingly have no knowledge of coed schools. Locker room antics, such as the look at my balls trick, is pretty commonplace even in the coed setting. Farting in class to a lesser degree, but it still occured (my friend would routinely drop his pencil near our algebra teacher and fart on him). Sorry to burst your oh-so-cool all guys school bubble.
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:35 PM
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I went to an all guy high school as well. Besides all the teabagging, oil checking, and other random homosexual acts that were seen as funny (not gay!), ripping unholy ass while in class was one of the leading cool things to do.


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whoa, whoa, whoa..
let me just double check here.. you put your balls in each-others mouths? and you considered it cool?

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I did NOT do this. I was not involved at a single thing at my school, especially hanging out with any of the guys that found this stupid stuff funny. I exaggerated on the teabagging note, but it is well known that some people played "cookie", stuck fingers in others' asses, and dick slapped their friends for fun. Somehow this was not considered strange or gay by any means to them?

Since it seems that it was not clear at first: They were not my friends or people I hung out with, but it was well known how often this happened between friends.

Again, I thought that it was clear that I was in NO way involved in this faggotry.

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I went back to reread your original post after this one.

You weren't clear about anything... Still sounds like a brag.

Reread it in context of this thread.

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Ok, I will help you out here.

Original Post:

I went to an all guy high school as well. [SARCASM]Besides all the teabagging, oil checking, and other random homosexual acts that were seen as funny (not gay!), ripping unholy ass while in class was one of the leading cool things to do.[/SARCASM]

[SERIOUS]The only time I ever found it funny was when a mentally unstable kid tried to be cool and accidentally [censored] his pants. He was taken out of class by the director of our school. That was classic.[/SERIOUS]

Hope that helps.

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OMFG ALL I SEE ARE LETTERS

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Old 08-28-2006, 11:22 PM
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You really should of gotten up immediately and ran out of class. That would of been classic.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:29 AM
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We need this thread stickied, it's quintesential BBV.
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Old 08-29-2006, 12:53 AM
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I've never laughed harder in a thread.
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