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05-22-2007, 09:00 PM
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Ask me about wood.
Self-portrait:
.jpg) The fruits of my labor:  I'm doing God's work. Fire away. 
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#2
05-22-2007, 09:02 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
What do you do when you wake up in the morning and you have wood, but you really need to pee?
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#3
05-22-2007, 09:03 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
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What do you do when you wake up in the morning and you have wood, but you really need to pee? [/ QUOTE ] hehe you said wood
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#4
05-22-2007, 09:03 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
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What do you do when you wake up in the morning and you have wood, but you really need to pee? [/ QUOTE ] 1) Whack off. 2) Become flaccid. 3) Urinate.
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#6
05-22-2007, 09:15 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
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You forgot the step where you Profit [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] 1) urinate 2) drink urine 3) profit
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#7
05-22-2007, 09:15 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
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You forgot the step where you Profit [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] 1) Cut down trees. 1a) Sometimes cut up the tree into smaller pieces. 2) Sell said trees to people who want them. 3) ???? 4) Profit. Back on track.
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#8
05-22-2007, 09:16 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
Hehheheheheeheh, you said wood, heehehheh
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#9
05-22-2007, 09:16 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
lol someone alreay beat me to it...
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#10
05-22-2007, 09:17 PM
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Re: Ask me about wood.
Ok, I'll bite:
What's the going rate for your line of work (ie do you get paid by the hour, or by the # of trees?) What's the coolest new technology available for tree removal? Any gross injury stories? Any hot nubile young teen girls seduced by your woodsman charm?
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