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Old 11-16-2007, 03:55 PM
imozyslow imozyslow is offline
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Default Re: who\'s the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?

owned a stripper [censored] bag...

go to strip club (wearing pajamas btw, cuzi dont give a [censored]), stripper obv thinks i am awesome and wants to come home with me (we are in WVA and i live VA). comes home, licks butthole -- awesome btw -- and gets boned repeatedly.

in the morning, she expects me to take her to home -- she lives in MD. obviously, that aint happening. so, we go to ihop and i tell her to order me a [censored] steak omellette while i go to the bathroom.

but, i dont go to the bathroom. instead, i just drive home. OWNED!!

about a month later, my friend was at the bus station in dc (he was with me the night of the strip club) and sees the same stripper. OH SNAP!!

edited: cuz i didnt mean to circumvent the profanity filter.
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Old 11-16-2007, 03:57 PM
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LOL that is awesome
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:00 PM
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LOL that is awesome

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Old 11-16-2007, 04:21 PM
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Once when I was in a Florida prison camp, I won a bet where I had to eat 50 hard boiled eggs without puking....

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hahahaha this is sweet
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:33 PM
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Pooptoad ldo

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Old 11-16-2007, 04:34 PM
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I once took a piss next to Macho Man Randy Savage in a Dallas/Fort Worth airport bathroom.

There were like 10 urinals in a row (like you'd expect to find in a large public restroom) and there was only me on one end, and another dude all the way at the other end.

Mother [censored] if the Macho Man himself didn't OHHHH YEEEAHHHH his way all to way DEAD next to me and whip it out and start pissing. I was all WTF at first when I noticed some dude sauntering up to the stall RIGHT next to me in an otherwise empty bathroom. Not wanting to break Man Law, I avoided eye contact and my peripheral vision didn't notice who it was until I completed, then turned and approached the sink.

The orange hat gave it away. I intentionally took longer than normal to wash my hands, biding my time until Macho Man got up to the sink near mine. I simply turned to him, said, "Yo Randy -- What the [censored] man?" and did the head-nod towards the urinal.

His response? "When you gotta go, you gotta go." I never quite understood what he meant, since he had to walk by 6 or 7 empty pissers to get to the one next to me, but that became secondary in my mind after I realized I had just had restroom conversation with the 6-time World Heavyweight Champion (9-time if you count the NWA).

True story.
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:47 PM
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Old 11-16-2007, 04:51 PM
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this is a pretty legit brag for me imo. i was in venice last summer with my friend and we were both there with my parents (we were 17 at the time). legal age to gamble of course is 18 over there and they are strict about it in real casinos. after chillin in venice for a couple of days my friend and i start to get a bad case of teh gamblarrrr. after asking a local where we can make it happen, we head over to "casino di venezia" to check it out. we walk in and everyone is dressed in a suit and the place is v v nice. we head back to our room and clean up, grab our 18 y.o. id's that we brought (i had my friend's who looks like me and he had his brother's) to gamble with and drink with if we needed them. after getting in and checking in at a counter, getting our id's checked and pictures taken (i was scared shitless cause the pic on my id didn't match me at all), and putting down a depoist of 10 euro just to play, we head over to one of the gaming areas. upstairs it was all high rollers playin craps, roulette, black jack, and some wack forms of 3 card, etc., so we stayed downstairs where they had slots, video poker, and a couple of roulette tables. we sat down at roulette and played awhile, betting only 1-4 euro per spin. After awhile we were ready to bounce, and as we were gettin up i decided to go one more time (i was down about 10 euro). I put 5 euro on 00 and BAM: ship it bitch... It was prolly the happiest i've been. Not only did i win a decent amount of money, i felt like a baller bein in venice and doin it illegally [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:34 PM
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LOL that is awesome

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ty, sometimes people just look at me in silence when i tell this story.
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Old 11-16-2007, 05:35 PM
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I once threw a kettle over a pub.
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