When you think you've seen it all...

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Microstakes, does not matter...I do not think 1/2 these guys have a fold button.

Stage #728138308: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-08-07 01:47:46 (ET)
Table: HAMPTON AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - SNGSKILLME ($6.80 in chips)
Seat 2 - IPLAY27OS ($2.55 in chips)
Seat 3 - DANTEXHALL ($24.55 in chips)
Seat 4 - GARYW34 ($4.40 in chips)
Seat 5 - LBRICK ($5.17 in chips)
Seat 6 - TEXASZOMBIE ($17.39 in chips)
IPLAY27OS - Posts small blind $0.05
DANTEXHALL - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SNGSKILLME [Kc Ad]
GARYW34 - Calls $0.10
LBRICK - Folds
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.10
SNGSKILLME - Raises $0.60 to $0.60
IPLAY27OS - Folds
DANTEXHALL - Folds
GARYW34 - Folds
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2d 4s]
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
SNGSKILLME - Bets $0.60
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [Kd 2d 4s] [3h]
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
SNGSKILLME - Checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2d 4s 3h] [Ks]
TEXASZOMBIE - Bets $2
SNGSKILLME - Calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEXASZOMBIE - Shows [5s 6s] (Straight, two to six)
SNGSKILLME - Mucks
TEXASZOMBIE Collects $6.35 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($6.65) | Rake ($0.30)
Board [Kd 2d 4s 3h Ks]
Seat 1: SNGSKILLME (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [Kc Ad]
Seat 2: IPLAY27OS (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DANTEXHALL (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: GARYW34 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: LBRICK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TEXASZOMBIE won Total ($6.35) HI$6.35) with Straight, two to six [5s 6s - P:6s,P:5s,B:4s,B:3h,B:2d]

[BowToYourSensei]

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[Pants Optional]

[x] WE HAVE A GUTSHOT

[jungy121]

wtf is this stupid ass [censored]. this post makes me [censored] angry. this is [censored] retarded why post this dumb ass [censored]?

[PinkMartini]

I don't know who you are, but this post sucks, and I can't imagine your other 300+ posts being any better.

[DopamineRelease]

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wtf is this stupid ass [censored]. this post makes me [censored] angry. this is [censored] retarded why post this dumb ass [censored]?

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QFT! Did you see the post about some guy railing .15/.25 nl?

[Mr. Bill Clinton]

why would you check the turn?

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Is it the numbers or letters you struggle with? He called a 6x BB raise with 5 6. He called a 6x BB bet drawing to one card. He got that one card. Get it? Guess that is usual standard play right? No, jackasses, get your heads out of your asses and realize that every hand does not meet your standards. If you don't have anything meaningful AT ALL to say, then gtfo. At least I offer some type of insight in my posts. Or try to anyway.

[MusashiStyle]

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wtf is this stupid ass [censored]. this post makes me [censored] angry. this is [censored] retarded why post this dumb ass [censored]?

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[tereg]

[x] When you think you've seen it all... Dahmer posts again

I didn't read the HH, but whatever happened in the hand, I would make a pretty safe bet the following is true:

[x] PWNED
[x] LOL DAHMERAMENTS
[x] Villain outplayed Hero
[] I grab the card from the table, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.
[] YOU HAS A BUCKET


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