BBV- Help me write a love letter

[pennpal]

OK, so here's the deal. I've had this girlfriend for almost two years now, but lately she's been complaining that I'm slacking in the "being romantic" department. The obvious solution, then, would be to write a love letter, but I've realized after a few attempts exactly how bad I am at it.


Some actual excerpts:

<font color="brown">I miss you terribly. I've felt nothing but lonliness all day, this inescapable longing for someone to connect with. I can't wait to see you again.</font>
Hot damn, emo much? What am I supposed to type next, "When I'm not with you I cut myself to feel alive. Wait, my black nail polish is getting all over the keyboard. Maybe my tears can clean it off."

<font color="brown">I had a decent day today, and had plenty of things to be interested in and happy about, but all I could think about was you. </font>
Just because you were daydreaming about her boobs doesn't make you romantic, pennpal. We can do better... maybe give some compliments?

<font color="brown">You are [censored] hot</font>
Too much.

<font color="brown">You're cute</font>
And so is your little sister, pervert.

<font color="brown">You brighten my days</font>
MOVE THE [censored] OVER DANIELLE STEELE, WE HAVE A WINNER

<font color="brown">Well, It's getting late, so I guess I should end this letter. I love you very much, and really look forward to hanging out this weekend.</font>
Bedtime already? Damn, this letter sucks miles of dick. Good thing I have it lying around, because the dorm's out of toilet paper and I have to take a huge [censored] right now.


Obviously you see my plight. So what's the solution? Take submissions of love letter lines from BBV, patch them together, and give it to her with some jewelry. All good submissions will definately make their way into the letter and her response will be posted. I'm pretty sure you guys can come through for me on this- I would post it in OOT, but where's the fun in that? If you're hellbent, pretend this is titled "Beat-I suck at writing" and every sentence has a (B)(B) or (V) written at the end. Worthless without pics, you say? Say no more.

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