I'm stiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllll drunk!

[SILLYGOOSER]

Brag. Here are a few hands I had earlier on which I thought were pretty funny

No Limit

FullTiltPoker Game #4020880116: Table Jackie (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:09:16 ET - 2007/10/31
Seat 1: tbthanx ($975)
Seat 3: ifitwrks ($1,116.30), is sitting out
Seat 4: PIKAPIKACHU ($1,532)
Seat 5: supercool2mafia ($1,083)
Seat 6: SILLYGOOSER ($977)
tbthanx posts the small blind of $5
PIKAPIKACHU posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [3c Kc]
ifitwrks has returned
supercool2mafia folds
SILLYGOOSER has 15 seconds left to act
SILLYGOOSER raises to $35
tbthanx raises to $115
PIKAPIKACHU folds
SILLYGOOSER raises to $977, and is all in
tbthanx calls $860, and is all in
SILLYGOOSER shows [3c Kc]
tbthanx shows [As Ad]
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to SILLYGOOSER
*** FLOP *** [5h 9c Qc]
*** TURN *** [5h 9c Qc] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [5h 9c Qc Qs] [Tc]
SILLYGOOSER shows a flush, King high
tbthanx shows two pair, Aces and Queens
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($1,958) with a flush, King high
tbthanx is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,960 | Rake $2
Board: [5h 9c Qc Qs Tc]
Seat 1: tbthanx (small blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: ifitwrks is sitting out
Seat 4: PIKAPIKACHU (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: supercool2mafia didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: SILLYGOOSER (button) showed [3c Kc] and won ($1,958) with a flush, King high


Pot limit omaha...

Full Tilt Poker Game #4021760991: Table Candlas (6 max) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3:34:52 ET - 2007/10/31
Seat 1: kerrchack ($1,617.80)
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER ($591)
Seat 3: jinsokkp ($304.25)
Seat 4: sl999333 ($618.55)
Seat 5: Mptbaby ($230.70)
Seat 6: JR76665 ($500)
Mptbaby posts the small blind of $3
JR76665 has 5 seconds left to act
JR76665 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [4c 3h 6h 5d]
kerrchack raises to $12
SILLYGOOSER calls $12
jinsokkp folds
sl999333 folds
Mptbaby raises to $54
JR76665 folds
kerrchack calls $42
SILLYGOOSER calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jc 2s]
Mptbaby bets $84
kerrchack has 15 seconds left to act
kerrchack folds
SILLYGOOSER raises to $222
Mptbaby calls $92.70, and is all in
SILLYGOOSER shows [4c 3h 6h 5d]
Mptbaby shows [Ac Js 6c Ah]
Uncalled bet of $45.30 returned to SILLYGOOSER
*** TURN *** [Kc Jc 2s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jc 2s 8h] [2c]
SILLYGOOSER shows a pair of Twos
Mptbaby shows a flush, Ace high
Mptbaby wins the pot ($518.40) with a flush, Ace high
SILLYGOOSER adds $239.70
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $521.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc Jc 2s 8h 2c]
Seat 1: kerrchack folded on the Flop
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER showed [4c 3h 6h 5d] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 3: jinsokkp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: sl999333 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Mptbaby (small blind) showed [Ac Js 6c Ah] and won ($518.40) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: JR76665 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Halloween

[Dschmeidreu]

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[SILLYGOOSER]

Dis one almost made me smash my computer

Full Tilt Poker Game #4022222292: Table Sun City (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:34:29 ET - 2007/10/31
Seat 1: SILLYGOOSER ($1,043)
Seat 2: NO FREE ID ($1,082), is sitting out
Seat 3: thenewstu ($264)
Seat 4: bmm77 ($1,136.75), is sitting out
Seat 5: carpmentor ($1,081)
Seat 6: eL mexiCANT ($1,000)
thenewstu posts the small blind of $5
carpmentor posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [4d 4h]
eL mexiCANT raises to $35
SILLYGOOSER raises to $135
thenewstu folds
carpmentor folds
eL mexiCANT raises to $1,000, and is all in
SILLYGOOSER calls $865
eL mexiCANT shows [6s 4s]
SILLYGOOSER shows [4d 4h]
*** FLOP *** [6d 9d 5h]
*** TURN *** [6d 9d 5h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [6d 9d 5h 5d] [Qd]
eL mexiCANT shows two pair, Sixes and Fives
SILLYGOOSER shows a flush, Queen high
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($2,013) with a flush, Queen high
eL mexiCANT is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,015 | Rake $2
Board: [6d 9d 5h 5d Qd]
Seat 1: SILLYGOOSER (button) showed [4d 4h] and won ($2,013) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: NO FREE ID is sitting out
Seat 3: thenewstu (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: bmm77 is sitting out
Seat 5: carpmentor (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: eL mexiCANT showed [6s 4s] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives

[kingofclubs]

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[SILLYGOOSER]

Full Tilt Poker Game #4022586798: Table Snow Flat (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:28:30 ET - 2007/10/31
Seat 1: SILLYGOOSER ($1,000)
Seat 2: LePaNo ($156.40)
Seat 4: canadiancrop ($1,543.15)
Seat 5: Dubness 1 ($1,020.75)
Seat 6: borntarun ($1,000)
canadiancrop has 5 seconds left to act
canadiancrop posts the small blind of $5
Dubness 1 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [6s 7s]
borntarun folds
SILLYGOOSER raises to $35
LePaNo folds
canadiancrop has 15 seconds left to act
canadiancrop calls $30
Dubness 1 raises to $155
SILLYGOOSER raises to $1,000, and is all in
canadiancrop folds
Dubness 1 calls $845
SILLYGOOSER shows [6s 7s]
Dubness 1 shows [Ah Kd]
*** FLOP *** [6c 2d Td]
*** TURN *** [6c 2d Td] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [6c 2d Td 9d] [Qh]
SILLYGOOSER shows a pair of Sixes
Dubness 1 shows Ace King high
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($2,032) with a pair of Sixes
Dubness 1 adds $979.25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,035 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 2d Td 9d Qh]
Seat 1: SILLYGOOSER showed [6s 7s] and won ($2,032) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: LePaNo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: canadiancrop (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Dubness 1 (big blind) showed [Ah Kd] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 6: borntarun didn't bet (folded)

[SILLYGOOSER]

[ QUOTE ]
seriously gooser if u gunna carry on donking send me a buy in for 3/6 or 5/10 ftp sn-ryan345776

ill plaaay gooood

[/ QUOTE ]

How bout I send your grandma's coffin?

[KamiKatze]

made me lol.

[donkeykong2]

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[bmwguy525]

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[bustowithnobra]

Good point IMO: did he know the hand histories avaliable when he offered to freely show his old, missing hand histories.

Worst poinnt IMO: He would have resigned if he was really concerned about his reputation.