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Old 10-15-2007, 11:20 PM
HEK HEK is offline
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Default Huge Beat: Vomit.

I threw up the other night for the first time in 26 years. Yes, you read that right, no typo...TWENTY-SIX YEARS. Before Saturday night I didn't even know what it was like or what to expect. Well, it was [censored] horrible. Blastin out my nose, shootin outta my mouth. What's worse is that I was on the throne having the rest of my insides come out my other side at the same time. So there I am at 2:30 in the morning not really knowing wtf is happening to me and even wimpering 'help me please help me' into the tiny trash bucket next to the throne. That image will probably be burned in my memory forever.

To all those who actually stick your finger down your throat to induce this [censored]....what the [censored] you sick [censored] bastards!
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:21 PM
ebepse ebepse is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

dont worry there are support groups for bulimia these days
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:23 PM
prodonkey prodonkey is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

You ate chipotle??
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:24 PM
I_AM_EVIL I_AM_EVIL is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

Don't you hate it when you get a chunk of food stuck in your nose and you can't get it out? It just sits there in vomit juice burning your nose.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:25 PM
Kirbynator Kirbynator is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

vomitting is awesome.

The last time I vomitted I blew up veins under my eyes

Fun.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:26 PM
HEK HEK is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

sounds like good times.

Someone lock this [censored] psycho up
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:31 PM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

I threw up three times last weekend and ended up hooking up with chicks 2 of the 3 times immediately after. The other night I was getting hit on by a creepy married 45 year old and left for bed.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:44 PM
ROADHEAD ROADHEAD is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

You have food poisoning, drink gatorade,I had this before after McD's McNuggets, lost 15 pounds in two days, I know how you feel. My Dr. recommended Gatorade and it worked wonders.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:51 PM
Irish Mafia Irish Mafia is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

26 years???? so you've never puked from excessive drinking? thats quite nitty.
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Old 10-15-2007, 11:59 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Huge Beat: Vomit.

i wouldn't really hate it that much, except if you keep hurling sometimes it feels like you'll suffocate cause you can't get a breath in the middle of all the wretching

been a few years for me luckily... last one was alcohol induced... valentine's day i believe

good times for my then gf [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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