Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[xorbie]

For all manner of goal, beat, brag, range merging and general douchebaggery.

[jsnipes28]

griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
no tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt
lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
no chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
lots of pttttttttttttttttttbbbbssssssss

[jkkkk]

money, alcohol, girls

rinse repeat

[bobbyi]

My favorite hand from april

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
5 Players

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $924.50</font>
<font color="black">CO: $3149.30</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, BB folds, CO calls $36

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($104) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, CO calls $70

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($244) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $450</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $804.50</font>, CO calls $354.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1853) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1853 ($3 Rake)

CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$924.50)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)

[binions]

Play bad
Get there

[Christophers]

May poker goals:

- Forget April
- Play 30k hands (a lot for me) at 10/20
- Win $60k
- Get good
- Don't tilt

Other goals:

- Finish school doing the minimum required to graduate
- Work out more/eat better blah blah usual stuff

[jakhamma]

40k hands
5ptbb/100
continue to enjoy "life"

[Bigmoney]

- dont enjoy life

- play so many hands like a meteor is going to crash into the earth

[aejones]

meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash

i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event

[jsnipes28]

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meh, 50k from tournaments in april and 25k from cash

i'll just take a repeat, would like to break 6 figs but might be hard since i'm going to a live event

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not if u win the live event...