You know you're a SNG junkie when...

splashpot · #1 12-05-2005, 08:01 AM

1) You dream about busting a huge bubble.

2) You consider 80% and up on a final exam to be "ITM".

3) You've completely forgotten what post-flop poker feels like.

4) You see Fe on the Periodic Table of Elements in chemistry class and think Fold Equity.

5) You think of prices in terms of number of buyins.

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Hornacek · #3 12-05-2005, 09:59 AM

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6) you wont consider a monitor or laptop unless it supports 1600X1200 resolution

7) YOU LOGON TO THIS FORUM AT LEAST 125923 TIMES A DAY

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personally i'm always logged in. i hope, for your sake, that you don't log in every time. i imagine that would become quite tedious.

Solami17 · #4 12-05-2005, 10:14 AM

9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

Hornacek · #5 12-05-2005, 10:27 AM

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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????

please say u saved the hand history. i wanna see.

Solami17 · #6 12-05-2005, 10:34 AM

It was a home game with 7 players.

Second hand the guy to my right busts 2 players with a straight. The next hand UTG goes all in with AK and 77 call, I call in BB with AA and I hold. The next hand, short stack goes all in with A7 and I call out of BB with AQ and flop a Q. Heads up I am in SB with J7 of clubs and I call, BB checks. Flop was 89T with 2 clubs: He bet, I raise and he goes all in and I call. He has J7o and i turn my flush...I win

PartySNGer · #7 12-05-2005, 11:06 AM

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

chiaroscuro · #8 12-05-2005, 11:45 AM

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9.) All you can think about is breaking the record for fewest hands needed to win

Btw, I did this in six hands before at a total donk fest

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I once played a 22 and busted every single person at the table. I'm not sure if this is a rarity or not, but if it is rare, then yes I am a poker god.

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I did that a month or so after I started playing seriously and thought I was the absolute nuts. Still not very sure how common it is although I imagine lots of people on here have done it at some stage.

hoyasnaxa · #9 12-05-2005, 11:09 AM

I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

PartySNGer · #10 12-05-2005, 11:13 AM

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I have a party SNG where i pushed every hand and won in like 20 or so. I have the Hand history if people really want to see it. It is quite unbelievable.

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I entered a 30+3 at Eurobet and finished 2nd without ever opening the table. Support told me I could play up to 6 tables, so I registered for 6, but could only open 4 tables and never opened this tournament. Amazingly, I ended up with a 2nd place. The truly sad thing is that it clearly says "AWAY", when someone isn't connected and neither 3rd nore 4th was smart enough to wait me out.