What is the best sex you've ever had?

[traz]

Kyro's not joking, he was throwing dem bows

[oddjob]

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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roofies works better

[blinden84]

This one time, I boned the [censored] out of my ottoman, it was the nuts. Even let me tape the whole thing.

[fslexcduck]

first day i discovered vibrators. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[absoludicrous]

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This one time, I boned the [censored] out of my ottoman, it was the nuts. Even let me tape the whole thing.

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WTF....

[bellytimber]

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

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Wow, good hustle! But how did you fit it in her nostril in the first place?

[pokerbobo]

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

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Wow, good hustle! But how did you fit it in her nostril in the first place?

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lots of lube [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[MuresanForMVP]

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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link to Kyro's mom

[VoraciousReader]

[ QUOTE ]
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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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link to Kyro's mom

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Fact: Kyrosmother is well aware of this and many of kyro's other hijinks in the pursuit of...well...shall we call it romance?

Besides, kyro, at least you got some of your snuggle action on!

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[mrkilla]

I'm waiting for one poster to post his story, I won't tell who but they know who.