massive beat inside

[pokerchap]

College Interviewer (Villain)
Nervous High Schooler (Hero)

Villian: since you don't work, what things do you like to do on your free time?

Hero: I like to surf but I also have a way of making money. I like to play poker. There is a lot of math and discipline involved in it.

Villain: Isn't gambling illegal is your not 21 or 18 in most places?

Hero is sitting out.

brag: lady was kind of cute
beat: rejected from college
variance: almost peed my pants