Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[Blarg]

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Nothing currently does this for me more than crocs. They don't scream "I love comfort", Birkenstocks do. They scream "I'm a piece of trash". A distant second is a pickup truck with some sort of "anti-the other brand of truck" sticker, or some absurd "patriotic" slogan on it. The bronze goes to dudes wearing excessive jewelry who aren't platinum selling rappers. Watch is ok. One bracelet is ok. One chain is ok. Even an earring or a ring. Fine. But you go to 3 or 4 rings, or several chains, or whatever, then you officialy score right at the top of the trash-o-meter. [/rant]

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clark - i think crocs suck - however - i know a few peeps who wear them and also make lots more than any of us could playing card games and are super avg and normal otherwise (except for the fac that they went to above avg schools) - so the fact that you used "trash" makes me thing you are wrong in a pretty big way.

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So you can't be trashy if you have a lot of money? Rodman and Spears must be relieved.

[Blarg]

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Keeping a comb in your back pocket


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??? I've never seen anyone pull a comb from a front pocket or put one in there.

[Blarg]

Chewing gum, or eating, with your mouth open
Gasping for breath while eating
Loudly sucking back your snot instead of blowing your nose, especially doing it continually
Bling, including on women
Wearing your pants with the crotch at your knees
Walking like your spine is constantly changing location and you're just trying to catch up
Aggressive looks at strangers
Rude comments at strangers
Trying to force your way up to the front of a traffic jam by using the shoulder or access lane
Cutting across multiple lanes when traffic is close without signalling
Shouting or speaking really loud when you're right next to other people
Letting black roots grow in on your dyed hair
Leaving the house with morning breath

[Homer]

Posting "nah" as a response to a thread that links to a site where you can leave get well wishes for a paralyzed person. Oh, I mean, wearing crocs. pfffft.

[ooinsight]

Agree with everything Blarg said

[prohornblower]

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Crocs may make one look like an idiot but I wouldn't call it trash, usually people I see rockin em have money.

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You are really confused. People with money can be trashy. Even if they aren't typically trashy, aside from wearing plastic on their feet. ie: They have yachts and classy cars, drink fine wine, whatever.


That is to say, if a rich dude is rocking crocs, then he is trashier than you think. Look at Brittney Spears. She will always, always be trashy. It would take years of refinement at an institution for there to even be a noticeable change.

Jack Nicholson looks like trash when he's rocking the Crocs. End. Of. Story.

[miajag]

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Posting "nah" as a response to a thread that links to a site where you can leave get well wishes for a paralyzed person. Oh, I mean, wearing crocs. pfffft.

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lol

[suzzer99]

"I smell bad."

"No one wants me."

"When are you going to take me out?"

"I have no purpose anymore."

"Please don't throw me out on the street."

"I fed the dog."

"This place is a dump."

[Bump_Bailey]

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that's some funny [censored], guids. I almost forgot about hoosiers... I am not from Indiana but I went to Purdue for undergrad, and my roomates were from St. Louis. I laughed hysterically when I found out that back home a general term synonomous with white trash was "hoosier", a term that coincidentally encompassed all Indianans... it was great...

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I like how you italicized coincidentally as I have traveled to the "Arkansas of the North" many times.

[suzzer99]

I went to school with a bunch of those annoying East Coast wannabe, penny-pinching, '85 World Series whining about, no clue how to talk to girls-Catholic-school St. Louis boys. With their "soda" instead of pop (coke is also acceptable), that they paid for with "kwotters", and their Famous Bahhhr where they bought their stupid striped shirts.

KC RULES!!!