Post a stupid, yet funny, joke - Page 12

hanster · #**111** 08-01-2007, 05:35 AM

So an American, a Japanese, a Cuban and a Mexican are sitting on a boat. The captain says the ship is too heavy and everyone must get rid of some luggages. The Japanese tosses out bunch of sushi and claim they have too much in his country. The boat stays afloat for a while but starts to sink again. The Cuban decides to dump all of its cigars and said "Well I don't need them I can always get them". The ship starts to sink again soon and while the Mexican was thinking what to get the American pushes him over the boat.

(obv only works if u live in SoCal)

davebreal · #**112** 08-01-2007, 11:01 AM

What's the difference between beernuts and deernuts???

Beernuts are $1.05, but deernuts are just under a buck!

___SK___ · #**113** 08-01-2007, 11:58 AM

Why did they dead baby cross the road?
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Cause i kicked it.

fingokra · #**114** 08-01-2007, 12:20 PM

What is the best part of sex with a woman 8 months pregnant?

Knowing you're not the daddy

BigPoppa · #**115** 08-01-2007, 02:55 PM

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

jd2b2006 · #**116** 08-01-2007, 05:23 PM

Fat penguins................just wanted to say something that would break the ice

danspartan · #**117** 08-01-2007, 05:23 PM

What the blonde say to the obstetrician?

Is it mine?

faststeady · #**118** 08-01-2007, 06:09 PM

there was 2 goldfish in a tank

one said to the other , do you know how to drive this fuka

Shoe · #**119** 08-01-2007, 06:45 PM

Q: Why wouldn't a mother let her kids see Pirates of the Caribbean?

A: Because it's Rated ARGGGGH!!!

restrikt · #**120** 08-01-2007, 06:45 PM

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they!