Beat: My wife just brought home a POS puppy without asking

People_Mover · #1 10-18-2007, 03:11 PM

Brag: none

Beat: she didn't even ask me - we have fish already. It's this f-ing mutt ugly POS weiner dog/weimeriner mix. wtf am I supposed to do? I'm so pissed. it's gonna [censored] and piss everywhere like RKelly.

Variance: My name only on the house/cars

BBV, what it do...

kylephilly · #2 10-18-2007, 03:13 PM

"Accidentally" leave the gate open LDO

RayPowers · #3 10-18-2007, 03:13 PM

I strongly suggest whining about it on an internet message board.

Ray

derosnec · #4 10-18-2007, 03:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShSmpI0r9k

CopTHIS · #5 10-18-2007, 03:15 PM

awww...cute little puppies....awww

solids · #6 10-18-2007, 03:16 PM

Conspire · #7 10-18-2007, 03:16 PM

Bring home a homeless guy, after your wife gets pissed start the negotiations.

KhalynYohrk · #8 10-18-2007, 03:18 PM

Get a huge stinky muttwiler mix and then tell your wifey you will get rid of yours when she gets rid of hers

T-God · #9 10-18-2007, 03:18 PM

slowcooker

Dids · #10 10-18-2007, 03:18 PM

I'm not really familiar with "women", "relationship" or "marriage", but I read on a message board once that it's good to talk about stuff like this.

Also I heard a song once about slappin' a hoe, so you might try that.

SERIOUS ANSWER: your wife is an idiot, a pet is not a one person decision and it needs to go.