beat.

[axioma]

so im playing in a big tourny in my local club tonight, and as a wsop final special deal thing, they are putting on a free buffet.

it is served during the first break, and after waiting in line for 20 mins i am confronted by: a trough of greesey chips ('fries' for you americans) with so much salt they they were basically ineddible (and no serving utensil so we had to use our hands, like animals); a 'salad' consisting of peas, carrots and some kind of bean smothered in salad cream; various meat products that i was just unable to consume; and to wash it all down, a nice bottle of warmed 'citrus twist' beer.

3 hours later i go out on the bubble with AQs vs A6o (yawn, standard), and i didnt even get a complmetary mug, cap, or card protector. just a stomach ache and a feeling of regret.

lol donkaments.