Bounty on Humberto's Shark

[jaroot]

I offer $20 to the first person to destroy Humberto's shark at this years WSOP. HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a buffoon.

PM me once your mission is complete. Thx.

[kylephilly]

Is he allowed to have it? I believe I heard a rule about the size of card protectors

[jaroot]

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Is he allowed to have it? I believe I heard a rule about the size of card protectors

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I'm sure he's allowed to have it, but thats besides the point. From reports I've heard he's shoving it in peoples face like last year, while screaming his name at the top of his lungs. I can't imagine it'll be too long before he does that to the wrong person and that shark ends up lodged in his anal cavity.

[RoundTower]

I'll chip in $50. $100 if caught on video.

[snagglepuss]

i promise you that if this shark is put anywhere near my face in the next couple of weeks, it is going to be snatched up and thrown across the room.

even though i greatly fear the brenes brothers.

[ipp147]

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I'll chip in $50. $100 if caught on video.

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[Wolverine]

$10 bonus if this somehow involves Brandi, eg her destroying it, or someone rubbing it down her back whilst screaming "Dick on your back!", or whatever.

[isapistola]

$20 for destroying the shark (on tape).

$20 for doing an impression of him in his face when he busts out of a tournament (on tape obv).

"UMBERTO! THE LITTLE FISHY EAT YOUR WHOLE STACK?! HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN! HOW TO SPELL IDIOT IN SPANISH?!?!? UMBERTOOOOOO!"

[Witzo]

$20 for snatching the shark out of his hands, rubbing it on your sack and then kissing him with his shark. (on tape)

[21SuicideKing21]

I've been told he has two personal body guards protecting the shark, so just to give you a heads up. God speed to anyone daring enough to take on this mission.