NFL News

[THAY3R]

"Chicago Bears: On the first day of camp, Lovie Smith became the first black coach to open a training camp after losing the Super Bowl."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print...amp;type=story


There are some good ones.

[anatta]

The first week of camp was spent convincing new head coach Cam Cameron that his playbook consisting of 450 pages of the words "Give the ball to LaDainian Tomlinson" would not work well for the Dolphins

hehehe

[Russ M.]

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Larry Johnson's new contract pays him a $25,000 bonus every time he feels disrespected and is expected to earn him $75 billion over the life of the deal.

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These are awesome.

[dnh83]

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Redskins: Coaches say new linebacker London Fletcher-Baker reminds them a lot of former Bills linebacker London Fletcher, only older and slower

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lolol, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] DJ Gallo

[SuperUberBob]

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The Saints worked hard on a new ball-control, clock-eating offense, consisting mainly of one play in which Reggie Bush runs around and around in circles for two minutes, ultimately gaining just a single yard

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A+++

[MEbenhoe]

[TurdFerguson]

"Matt Leinart says that with all the new plays he has had to learn, he has no room left in his brain to remember his son's name."

Zing!

[esad]

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The Falcons do not expect to sign Morten Andersen this year, as they do not expect to ever cross the 50-yard line … With Michael Vick not at camp, other players took turns flipping off fans in hopes of keeping some normalcy around the team.

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[Jack of Arcades]

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Players who have finished reading Al Saunders' 700-page playbook were shocked to discover that Harry Potter dies at the end.

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[Borgland]

"Quarterback Rex Grossman is the top-rated fantasy quarterback in Chicago Bears-only leagues "