Where is Brandi?

[BrandiRose]

For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

[Kirbynator]

Liar.

[F1shRapeMe]

op sux

[Dranoel]

OP, no offense- but who gives a [censored]?

Hope she plays well.

[Doors78]

She's in my basement fridge, along with Chris Ferguson WSOP CHAMP!

[Dranoel]

Oh yeah...

Does her assistant have a name?

[stetda]

wow... just wow...

that's just pathetic

[Supp Bro]

Since I'm damn near Sherlock Holmes crossed with Encyclopedia Brown, I was able to piece together the clues that proved this post was entirely garbage.

In order of increasing unlikelihood:

1) Brandi can afford food delivered by something other than a vending machine

2) Brandi can afford an assistant

3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

4) Brandi being able to afford 'high-stakes' cash games (or tourney buyins)


and finally:


5) That Brandi would ever date a dude who is broke



Here endeth the lesson.

[Doors78]

"Action" Dan

[braminc]

also

we dont want to hear about brandi unless she is getting POB or writing nostradamus-like predictions in her own blood on mirrors.

thanks