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Old 11-22-2007, 05:07 AM
crovax4444 crovax4444 is offline
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Default Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

Ignoring the limit I'm playing at...

Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $15.95
SB: $16.65
BB: $11.65
Hero (UTG): $11.05
MP: $4.05
CO: $5.15

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.40</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.40, SB calls $0.35, BB folds

Flop: ($1.30) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.30</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $1.30

Turn: ($3.90) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.50</font>, SB calls $2.50

River: ($8.90) K (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $3.60</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.85 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $3.25

Results: $22.60 Pot ($2 Rake)
SB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a Royal Flush) and WON $20.60 (+$9.55 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and LOST (-$11.05 NET)
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:11 AM
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

standard
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:12 AM
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

nice flop
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:33 AM
21SuicideKing21 21SuicideKing21 is offline
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

decent flop
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:38 AM
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

lolz at the rake at tilt 10nl
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:39 AM
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

he had a royal flush. you could have hit a cool million jacks
on the next 77 streets. you still would lose. the ol royal with cheese as they call it is an unbeatable hand. meaning you cant beat it. bad beat i guess. nope its not. roayal. with cheese. booyah. [censored] me im so wasted
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:42 AM
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gtfo with this couch change [censored]
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:00 AM
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lolz at the rake at tilt 10nl

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Old 11-22-2007, 06:05 AM
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you didn't even have the second nuts, or the third nuts.

This post fails.
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:06 AM
Mr.Busto Mr.Busto is offline
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Default Re: Poker is kicking my ass and I want my mommy

tilt 10NL are unbeatable unless your a good poker prospect.
If your average, you wonder why u never beat it.
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