***SSNL LIFE THREAD (SEPT)***

[Etats360]

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don'talk about poker.

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QFT. College admissions staff don't look to highly on gambling. I'm sure you can find something else to talk about. Surely there is something else about you besides poker that can make you stand out.

[Unknown Soldier]

no dont mention poker, you should know why. The amount of non-poker players who have absolutely no idea about gambling/poker. They'll see it as you being a complusive gambler probably.


Just lie about a load of stuff, that's what i did. Say you read a load of books about your subject. Say you were a member of various different organisiations at school/college etc. Mention sports

[Jay Riall]

Actually yeah, making up a load of [censored] sounds like a pretty good idea actually. There is no way they can find out, and if its brought up at interview I can talk crap pretty well about quite a few different subjects. Hay guys! I've been saving species in the Galapagos for the past year! Let me in your Uni!!!

[Etats360]

I saw Borat for the first time last night. Thought it was funny, but most of the scenes seemed too staged for me, unlike the show. They seemed to recycle jokes from the show, too. They should make another Ali G movie.

Ali : Me uncle Jamal say that he is tri-sexual. That he will try anything that is sexual. What does that mean?
Sue : There are a lot of people who would like to have sexual relationships with men and women.
Ali : So you think that he is saying that he is having it with blokes?
Sue : Yes.
Ali : Ayyy?
Sue : It would suggest that or that he is interested in it, but maybe not done it. It depends what done it means.
Ali : So you fink my uncle Jamal is a botty boy?
Sue : I don't think he is a botty boy but...
Ali : So you think that he just like it in both pipes?
Sue : Not necessarily.
Ali : So you think that it is a joke? Coz he is a joker. Coz if you call him that to his face he'd probably kill ya.

[BigPoppa]

I've always wanted to be brutally honest in an interview:
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I'll be a model employee for the first few months, then I'll get bored, start showing up late or not at all, probably start poking your secretary. Of course, I'll still be doing the work of two less intelligent employees, so you won't be able to fire me despite my obvious drag on morale and the open comtempt I show for you and every other useless piece of [censored] manager is this hellhole. So, when do I start?


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[Cap_Of_Water]

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btw, CoW, serious? LA not treating you well?



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nah its all good out here, splitting my tme between here and San diego actually. Just alluding to the fact that you might actually kill me if we lived together [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]



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btw, when talking to girls, take more of a stand and be like "it isn't gambling; the house makes money by taking a couple bucks out of every pot, but aside from that the only thing that determines whether you win or lose is your skill relative to the other players", etc etc, also try to be slightly condescending while delivering this speech so that they know their busto-ass places.

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i like avoiding the question of "what do you do" with ambiguous answers that that sound a bit shady and blatently trying to change the subject. straight answers are always killers of interesting conversation

[Jigsaws]

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i like avoiding the question of "what do you do" with ambiguous answers that that sound a bit shady and blatently trying to change the subject. straight answers are always killers of interesting conversation

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yeah, "professional bum" (done quite a bit of travelling) or "clown" (i juggle pretty well) are my usual answers. anything so we can get onto a more interesting topic.

[Kilillan]

I like part time adventurer.

I actually tell them I draw for money

[nuggetz87]

america's next top model is the best show on TV

[Worm75]

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america's next top model is the best show on TV

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