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Fool Me Once, [Carebear] YOU TWICE
Same villian in all three hands; typical monster retard.
Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $66.73 UTG+1: $12 CO: $93 Button: $75 SB: $78 TheRempel: $101.35 Pre-flop: (6 players) TheRempel is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $5</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $11</font>, Button calls, SB folds, TheRempel calls. Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($35, 3 players) TheRempel checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $10</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $25</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $83</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $10</font>. Uncalled bets: $19 returned to TheRempel. Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($163, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $163) River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($163, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $163) Results: Final pot: $163 TheRempel shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] WTF TOP TWO PAIR NO GOODS? Button shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OMG LIMP CALL OTB WTF Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 5 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $50 CO: $15.05 Button: $212.83 SB: $93.25 SB: $78 TheRempel: $300.55 Pre-flop: (5 players) TheRempel is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG (poster) checks, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $2</font>, SB folds, TheRempel calls, UTG folds. Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($5.5, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $8</font>, TheRempel calls. Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($21.5, 2 players) TheRempel checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises all-in $290.55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $152.83</font>. Uncalled bets: $87.72 returned to TheRempel. River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($427.16, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $427.16) AAHHHHHHHH FUXORED ON THE RIVER!!!?! Results: Final pot: $427.16 Button shows K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] JAH TWO PERR NO GUT TheRempel shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] HELLZ JAH TWO PAIR NO GUT Five minutes later: ******* Hand 3 ******** Party Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $0.50/$1 4 players Converter Stack sizes: SB: $93.25 SB: $78 TheRempel: $518.18 Button: $64.90 SB: $86 BB: $89.75 Pre-flop: (4 players) TheRempel is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] TheRempel calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB checks. Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players) SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $15</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises all-in $512.18</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $62</font>. Uncalled bets: $440.18 returned to TheRempel. Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($158, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $158) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($158, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $158) Results: Final pot: $158 SB shows Th Ah CRAP BACKDOOR FLUSH DIDN'T HIT TheRempel shows 2s 2c YAAHHHHHHHHHH |
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