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Old 11-29-2007, 11:00 AM
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Stop that and take off your shirt instead.

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Best. NC Thread Title. Evarrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:30 AM
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Stop that and take of your clothes instead.

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Best. NC Thread Title. Evarrrrrrrrrrrr.

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I just do not like to restrict myself to girls wearing shirts, that's all. The subset of girls that has the property that they like me is small enough as it is. If further intersected by the set of girls wearing shirts does not leave much room for choice.

EDIT: I now realize that there has already been an intersection with the set of girls who wear clothes, darn.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:57 AM
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wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

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Yeah, I'm only referring to her as "my lesbian" because that was her original title when I first got drunk enough to talk about her in this thread. As I found out recently, she's dated more men for much more time than she's dated women. Turns out the reason she was only telling me about her exploits with women, pointing out hot chicks, etc., was that she thought that doing that would spurn that very threesome fantasy in me and make me hot for her. Her plan mostly backfired, though, because had I known she went for men, even in part, we would have made out in the parking lot far, far sooner. Anyway, any subsequent uses of "my lesbian" will be for an easy reference to the reader, to tickle my own sense of irony, and because I don't want to call her my girlfriend.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:17 PM
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If there actually exists a level of drunkernness where I'm willing to post pics of me in a threesome in the Micro NC thread, that level of drunkernness is far, far past the level of drunkernness where I lose the ability to operate my penis.

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fyp
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:20 PM
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Nice FYP, and also true [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:44 PM
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who would've thunk that such a downright pure game as Animal Crossing could have a sweetly veiled underbelly to make this awesomely disgusting quote/reference, <font color="blue">"Oh, the pain! The terrible, horrible pain! The awful, brutal, gastro-interminable pain! It was just one wafer-thin mint, but I was already so full! Ooh, my stomach... I'll never forgive that waiter!"</font> If you know the game and reference, you would understand the humor!
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:56 PM
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who would've thunk that such a downright pure game as Animal Crossing could have a sweetly veiled underbelly to make this awesomely disgusting quote/reference, <font color="blue">"Oh, the pain! The terrible, horrible pain! The awful, brutal, gastro-interminable pain! It was just one wafer-thin mint, but I was already so full! Ooh, my stomach... I'll never forgive that waiter!"</font> If you know the game and reference, you would understand the humor!

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Dunno the game, but the reference is obv Mr. Creosote from "The Meaning of Life".

Snooty Waiter: "And how are we today, Mr. Creosote?"
Creosote: "Better."
Snoot: "Better, sir?"
Creosote: "Better get a bucket, I think I'm going to throw up."

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Great movie.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:00 PM
B2_eBoogaloo B2_eBoogaloo is offline
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eh picture?



now imagine seeing this movie as a child...my uncle thought it would be good to take his nieces/nephews to a film. Of course as an 11-year old, my favorite part was the guy getting chased off the cliff to his death by topless women.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:52 PM
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Of course as an 11-year old, my favorite part was the guy getting chased off the cliff to his death by topless women.

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I'm 41, and that's still one of my favorite scenes.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:06 PM
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ay caramba!

manana, yo voy a madrid! en espana!

tienen "holla" en espanol?

tal ves, he tamado demasiado cerveza esta n0che. pueden decir?

yo me gusta cerveza.

de todos modos, digame....que puedo decir "my spanish is rusty" en espanol?

yo puedo decir, "mi espanol es oxido," pero no pienso que esto es corecto. digame tyler!

necesito hablar lentamente con los espanoles, especialmente las taxistas, si?

hastan luegos, los micros

holla
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