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Old 11-28-2007, 04:14 PM
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Default beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

so i'm off to like a retarded start at my bet, and i'm looking over some hands and the following IM takes place.

i'm pretty sure its amusing. maybe i'm wrong


pokerstar103: Hey there
MKGRiNGo: yo
pokerstar103: I saw ur prop bet on 2p2
MKGRiNGo: yea
pokerstar103: Sounds pretty intense
pokerstar103: How r u doing 2day so far?
MKGRiNGo: im not playing
pokerstar103: For the whole day?
MKGRiNGo: yea
pokerstar103: Fersure breaks are crtuial
pokerstar103: Can I get in the action?
MKGRiNGo: are you seriuos?
MKGRiNGo: have you read the thread?
MKGRiNGo: it started a week ago and i'm down 1.5k
pokerstar103: Yeah
pokerstar103: Is it too late?
MKGRiNGo: why would i give you action
MKGRiNGo: are you retarded
MKGRiNGo: give me 20-1 and i'll put up $100
MKGRiNGo: fuckit make it 50-1
pokerstar103: Ok I will for $300
pokerstar103: 50-1
MKGRiNGo: ok you have to escrow the $15k
pokerstar103: Escrow?
MKGRiNGo: the escrow is AMT on pokerstars
MKGRiNGo: yea
MKGRiNGo: in other words, put the money up front
pokerstar103: I don't play on stars...
MKGRiNGo: full tilt?
MKGRiNGo: 50-1 and i'll put up 300 means you put up $15,000
pokerstar103: Ehh sometomes
MKGRiNGo: you want that bet?
pokerstar103: Sure thing your going to lose
MKGRiNGo: yea your right
MKGRiNGo: your wasting my time
MKGRiNGo: do you want the bet or not
pokerstar103: Yes
MKGRiNGo: ok well what site are you going to ship the 15 thousand to
pokerstar103: Is absolute poker good?
MKGRiNGo: not really
MKGRiNGo: you dont have another account?
pokerstar103: I mainly play on ap
MKGRiNGo: ok that doesnt answer my question
pokerstar103: I could use full tilt
MKGRiNGo: ok
pokerstar103: Is that good?
MKGRiNGo: yea full tilt is good
pokerstar103: 50-1 $300 on ftp
MKGRiNGo: you are the 50
MKGRiNGo: i am the 1
pokerstar103: Ok so dec 24th?
MKGRiNGo: you are going to send $15,000
MKGRiNGo: i am going to send $300
MKGRiNGo: to the escrow
MKGRiNGo: do you understand
pokerstar103: Ok
pokerstar103: Sounds good
pokerstar103: Gl
MKGRiNGo: i didnt send you the escrows name yet
MKGRiNGo: ship the money to exit_route on full tilt
MKGRiNGo: brb
pokerstar103: K
MKGRiNGo: ok did you ship it
pokerstar103: No I'm not @ home
MKGRiNGo: so you're going to send $15,000 american dollars to win $300 right
MKGRiNGo: you understand
pokerstar103: Why would I put up 15g you could just steal it am I right?
MKGRiNGo: its a [censored] escrow
MKGRiNGo: no i couldnt steal it
MKGRiNGo: its not me
MKGRiNGo: youre obviously wasting my time
pokerstar103: 50-1
pokerstar103: I aint putting nothing up
MKGRiNGo: your [censored] retarded
pokerstar103: Its ok if ur scared
MKGRiNGo: you [censored] idiot
MKGRiNGo: stop wasting my [censored] time
pokerstar103: I'm not waisting it
pokerstar103: I'm betting u 50-1
pokerstar103: Hella good odds
MKGRiNGo: YOU HAVE TO SEND FIFTEEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS TO THE ESCROW TO PLACE THE BET
MKGRiNGo: ARE YOU PLACING THE BET OR NOT
pokerstar103: No you don't!
pokerstar103: If I looose I ship to ur ftp account
MKGRiNGo: YEA OK GUY
pokerstar103: You loose you ship to mine
MKGRiNGo: GO [censored] YOURSELF
MKGRiNGo: GET A [censored] CLUE
MKGRiNGo: STOP IM'ING ME
pokerstar103: Your gonna really pass up 50-1
MKGRiNGo: ACTUALLY YEA I'LL TAKE THE BET
MKGRiNGo: I'LL PUT UP $50,000
MKGRiNGo: I'LL SHIP IT SOON AS I LOSE
pokerstar103: ...
MKGRiNGo: COOL?
pokerstar103: U wish u had 50k
MKGRiNGo: AND YOU SHIP $300 IF I WIN
pokerstar103: K
pokerstar103: Sounds cool
MKGRiNGo: SO I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 160 - 1 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MKGRiNGo: DEAL?
MKGRiNGo: YOU'RE GUNA SHIP THE $300 IF I WIN RIGHT?
pokerstar103: Watev ur just gonna be a [censored] and not send
MKGRiNGo: CUZ I'M DEFLY GUNA SHIP $50K WHEN I LOSE
MKGRiNGo: SO
MKGRiNGo: I'LL GIVE YOU 160 - 1 ON 300
pokerstar103: No your not
MKGRiNGo: BUT MAKE SURE YOU SHIP IF I WIN
pokerstar103: You don't eve have 50k
MKGRiNGo: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ESCROW MEANS
MKGRiNGo: STOP IM'ING ME


and then i blocked him.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:18 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

there's a lot of wasted time in this thread all around imo
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:18 PM
KinkyKid KinkyKid is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

You thought HE wasted your time? What about the people that are going to actually read some of this? How are you going to repay their time?
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:19 PM
runhot runhot is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

i guess its not amusing.

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Old 11-28-2007, 04:19 PM
shamasotoole shamasotoole is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

can't get that minute back ever
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:31 PM
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

sounds like the prop bet is going good.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:34 PM
PugsMcGee PugsMcGee is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

way to suck us into ur wasted time u [censored]. couldnt go down alone could u
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:51 PM
En Passant En Passant is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

I have action against you. That was me tilting you son!
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:52 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

hey runhot how many games did you miss by chatting with this guy and then posting this chat
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:54 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

[ QUOTE ]
hey runhot how many games did you miss by chatting with this guy and then posting this chat

[/ QUOTE ]

my guess is it's -EV for him to not miss games
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