Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[KidVegas72]

ok one time i was getting a dance, from this really hot stripper (9.5 easily). Halfway through the dance she starts lickin around my lips... and this goes on for atleast 25 seconds. I wanted to make out w/her (IMO she was askin for it, but i could be wrong), but 2 things popped into my head:

A. I dont know where her mouth has been, but shes hot so...

B. Vision of bouncer running in and laying smackdown on me...

So yeah I just chilled and let her do what she did... but whats your assesment here? What do you think would have happened if i made out with her? Should I have just asked?

[UnblinkingEye]

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ok one time i was getting a dance, from this really hot stripper (9.5 easily). Halfway through the dance she starts lickin around my lips... and this goes on for atleast 25 seconds. I wanted to make out w/her (IMO she was askin for it, but i could be wrong), but 2 things popped into my head:

A. I dont know where her mouth has been, but shes hot so...

B. Vision of bouncer running in and laying smackdown on me...

So yeah I just chilled and let her do what she did... but whats your assesment here? What do you think would have happened if i made out with her? Should I have just asked?

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Thats difficult. You really just gotta be able to read her. I've worked with some phychos here who just don't understand men at all, they do stuff like what you're describing and then if you do something like you're saying, they'll freak out and start screaming.. Then again, strippers get horny too.....

~Mike

[lippy]

Do you monitor stripper's actions in the back? Would you just let a girl blow/have sex with a guy?

It's funny that this thread pops up, I just played co-rec softball with a stripper (the GM of one of the nicest Twin Cities' strip clubs is on my team and we needed more girls). She seemed really cool and eager to play softball. She was awful. She was hot. She had a nice car.

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What's the worst thing you have done to someone that you kicked out (besides the maceonthed***) in terms of physical pain?

What's the worst you think you would do? (Other than a gunshot to the xyz)

What did you want to be when you were a kid?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Do you monitor stripper's actions in the back? Would you just let a girl blow/have sex with a guy?

It's funny that this thread pops up, I just played co-rec softball with a stripper (the GM of one of the nicest Twin Cities' strip clubs is on my team and we needed more girls). She seemed really cool and eager to play softball. She was awful. She was hot. She had a nice car.

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I don't really "monitor" the girls when they go upstairs. I watch them, to make sure they're not getting hurt, but if they choose to go to far, and its obvious they're in control of the situation, I don't interfere.

~Mike

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How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll?

How fluent are you in martial arts? What is your favorite martial art? What do you think is the most effective for day-to-day asswhooping?

What do you think of asian martial arts? (Hsing Yi, Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do)

Do you think you could take Bruce Lee in a fight with no weapons?

[UnblinkingEye]

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How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll?

How fluent are you in martial arts? What is your favorite martial art? What do you think is the most effective for day-to-day asswhooping?

What do you think of asian martial arts? (Hsing Yi, Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do)

Do you think you could take Bruce Lee in a fight with no weapons?

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1. Depends who's sucking.

2. I consider myself above average, but well below expert. I use Russian Sambo and Brazilian Jiu Jitzu.

3. Very little experience with Asian MA.

4. Probably not.

~Mike

[saucyspade19]

my friend is indian, he is totally unattractive, and he is dating a stripper that he used to get dances from before he got kicked out of the club for [censored] her.
After he got kicked out, they still are like hanging out and he [censored] her and stuff, and she pays for his food and other stuff. It is totally crazy and i dont know what to make of it.

how often do strippers date customers/management?

[UnblinkingEye]

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my friend is indian, he is totally unattractive, and he is dating a stripper that he used to get dances from before he got kicked out of the club for [censored] her.
After he got kicked out, they still are like hanging out and he [censored] her and stuff, and she pays for his food and other stuff. It is totally crazy and i dont know what to make of it.

how often do strippers date customers/management?

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Pretty regularly, management more so than customers.

[blutarski]

Kimbo Slice and the Bouncer