Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[pokeraz]

What did the fish say when he hit his head on the wall?

<font color="white">Dam! </font>

[guids]

Why dont Italians like Jehovas Witnesses?


Italians dont like any witnesses.

[sip]

What's brown and sticky?





A stick

[sip]

What's brown and runny?



Ben Johnson

[sip]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?



A carrot

[Jon1000]

Mickey Mouse walks into his lawyer's office mad as hell and yells, "For the last time Ralph, I wanna divorce Minnie!"

Ralph replies calmly, "Settle down man, I keep telling you, you can't divorce her just because you think she's a little crazy."

Mickey goes absolutely apeshit. "I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS CRAZY! I SAID SHE WAS [censored] GOOFY!"

[revots33]

An old man and an old woman live in a nursing home. Old man says, "Bet you can't guess how old I am." Old woman says, "Sure I can. Unzip your zipper." So the old man unzips and the old woman reaches right in and feels around down there for a little bit. Then she pulls her hand out and says, "You're 93." The old man says, "That'a amazing, how did you know?" The old woman says, "You told me yesterday."

[GeraldGiraffe]

What did the Farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?



<font color="white">WHERE'S MY TRACTOR???? </font>

[BigPoppa]

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs.

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Chuck Norris has no chin. Underneath his beard is another fist.

[Atomic]

[ QUOTE ]
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs.

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Chuck Norris has no chin. Underneath his beard is another fist.

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There is only another fist.