Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[xorbie]

For all manner of goal, beat, brag, range merging and general douchebaggery.

[jsnipes28]

griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
no tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt
lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
no chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
lots of pttttttttttttttttttbbbbssssssss

[jsnipes28]

im a degen, back at foxwoods to get my revenge, haha.

be here till thursday sometime.

[aejones]

last night i played ~400 hands of 100NL and tried to have 100% VPIP... I misclicked folded about 3 tiems (doh) and ended up running about 90/54, and won 300 dollars on the session.

Try playing .5-1 and NEVER folding preflop, it's amazingly fun. I really wonder if I could turn a profit long term doing that? Assuming, that is, that my opponents did not KNOW for a fact that I could not fold preflop.

[Gary Stevenson]

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im a degen, back at foxwoods to get my revenge, haha.

be here till thursday sometime.

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haha nice. better luck this time bro. small chance i'll show up, but after the [censored] i've been running into live recently, i doubt i'll make it

[Tickner]

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[tagtastic]

omfg I'm in the green for this month! I put in my first good, winning session in what feels like forever.

I thought for sure this was gonna be a losing month. I've only had one before, but it was before I got serious about playing and I was terrible.

Of course right now I'm at just slightly over minimum wage for this (very long) month, but I'll take it.

[jkkkk]

money, alcohol, girls

rinse repeat

[NOSUP4U]

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money, alcohol, girls

rinse repeat

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Money cash hoes.

Mark

[bobbyi]

My favorite hand from april

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$2/$4 Blinds
5 Players

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $924.50</font>
<font color="black">CO: $3149.30</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $14</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, BB folds, CO calls $36

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($104) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, CO calls $70

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($244) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $450</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $804.50</font>, CO calls $354.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($1853) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1853 ($3 Rake)

CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$924.50)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)