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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
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I heard this gem from a guy. table is typical 1/2 NL Loose/passive.. limp, limp, raise to 12 from MP, call, call. I'm on the Button with TJ offsuit. I call, LDO, because I know at least one of the two limpers will call. sure enough, they both call. we're 5 to the flop for 12 each. flop AKQ 2 to a flush draw. Original raiser (who has a couple hundo still behind) fires $25 (obv. giving any draws odds to call, moron) and I raise to $100 to price out the obv. draws behind, he goes all in, I call, turn and river brick and he shows KK for trips. Now, this wasn't the guy's fault (although the flop bet was horribly too small, but I'd already made a hand anyway). Then the guy starts wearing me out about the call. I mutter something about the button or something (no way am I educating about pot and implimed odds). and then he lays down the ulimate 1/2 smacktalk: "THEY WEREN'T EVEN SUITED". like there is this HUGE difference between playing JTo and JTs. It's like what, 2%, equity against a random? [/ QUOTE ] You: "Yeah, cuz unsuited hands can make 2 kinds of flushes. Suited hands can only make 1 kind." /commence monkey tilt |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
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equity win tie pots won pots tied Hand 0: 08.002% 06.78% 01.22% 1649831 298061.25 { Qd7h } Hand 1: 10.223% 09.15% 01.08% 2226755 261890.67 { random } Hand 2: 10.221% 09.15% 01.08% 2226192 261945.25 { random } Hand 3: 10.217% 09.14% 01.07% 2226139 261106.83 { random } Hand 4: 10.221% 09.15% 01.08% 2226311 261700.67 { random } Hand 5: 10.225% 09.15% 01.08% 2227176 262023.92 { random } Hand 6: 10.217% 09.15% 01.07% 2226314 260894.50 { random } Hand 7: 10.232% 09.16% 01.07% 2229490 261399.08 { random } Hand 8: 10.218% 09.14% 01.08% 2225574 261912.42 { random } Hand 9: 10.222% 09.15% 01.07% 2226902 261546.92 { random } [/ QUOTE ] Obviously, if the random hand player in seat 7 gets up, you would immediately tell the dealer you "WANT THAT SEAT" because it is hot. |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
decent one i heard at my local donkament the other day. mid stages, guy in MP pushes all-in, and button calls himself all-in. every1 else folds and button turns over 98o. asked why, he said he had position.
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
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decent one i heard at my local donkament the other day. mid stages, guy in MP pushes all-in, and button calls himself all-in. every1 else folds and button turns over 98o. asked why, he said he had position. [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
1-3NL in Morongo. I'm the button/CO with AA, five limpers to me, so I raise to 20. All fold, I muck. Some kid who's 21-22 at best berates me for five minutes after the hand is over. "Why'd you raise so much? $20? That's a lot to raise to...."
I told him I thought it was a good idea. He proceeds to go from $400+ to $0, rebuys to $100 and busts twice, and walks away. |
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After reading this thread I can clearly see that the human race is doomed. [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
here is a good one:
you should allways limp in with AAs so that all the table gets in and you can win a huge pot [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
"I'm playing too many drawing hands like 95..."
I waited til he left the smoking lounge to laugh at him. |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
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[ QUOTE ] I heard this gem from a guy. table is typical 1/2 NL Loose/passive.. limp, limp, raise to 12 from MP, call, call. I'm on the Button with TJ offsuit. I call, LDO, because I know at least one of the two limpers will call. sure enough, they both call. we're 5 to the flop for 12 each. flop AKQ 2 to a flush draw. Original raiser (who has a couple hundo still behind) fires $25 (obv. giving any draws odds to call, moron) and I raise to $100 to price out the obv. draws behind, he goes all in, I call, turn and river brick and he shows KK for trips. Now, this wasn't the guy's fault (although the flop bet was horribly too small, but I'd already made a hand anyway). Then the guy starts wearing me out about the call. I mutter something about the button or something (no way am I educating about pot and implimed odds). and then he lays down the ulimate 1/2 smacktalk: "THEY WEREN'T EVEN SUITED". like there is this HUGE difference between playing JTo and JTs. It's like what, 2%, equity against a random? [/ QUOTE ] You: "Yeah, cuz unsuited hands can make 2 kinds of flushes. Suited hands can only make 1 kind." /commence monkey tilt [/ QUOTE ] man, I'm gonna remember that one next time. I actually haven't heard that yet, but that would be the perfect "see, I'm a fish too, reply" |
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Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table
$600 ai flush draw call in 3way pot on qqj board...STRATEGY.... "i called because i knew the other guy who folded had 2 spades!"..........spade hits to beat the kq raiser, 3k pot to the beefcake.
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