Rio: Would the real Scotty Nguyen please stand up?

[likeyoustoleit]

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I bought some scissors and scotch tape. Back in the stall, I cut off Scotty’s greasy mullet and taped it to the back of my head. Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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This is the funniest paragraph ive ever read.

[thesilkworm]

I'm not bored... keep 'em coming! lol

[pokerchap]

good read but is Scotty really going in with a gutshot straight flush draw?

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

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Putting his hat, sunglasses, leather jacket, and gold chains on as well. “I’m Scotty Nguyen, baby,” I said to myself in the mirror. “I’m Scotty Nguyen.”


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[Teh1337zor]

lolz <3

[crzylgs]

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good read but is Scotty really going in with a gutshot straight flush draw?

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He had the top flush with a redraw innit?

[Karak567]

A++++ btw

[devilbiss]

nice work...keep them coming

[Suigin406]

good stuff OP, this was pretty good and i appreciate the effort...

[NUTZ IN YA MOUTH]

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good read but is Scotty really going in with a gutshot straight flush draw?

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I couldn't believe it either.