GF made me go to birthday party

stabn · #1 03-24-2007, 11:16 PM

Beat: For her friends 1 year old kid.

Brag: Lots of girls

Brag: Plenty of them were asian

Beat: All were married and had annoying kids there

Brag: They had ribs with some decently spicy bbq sauce.

Beat: This thread.

dlk9s · #2 03-24-2007, 11:34 PM

Variance: 1 year old diving into the birthday cake is pretty funny.

bmwguy525 · #3 03-25-2007, 12:40 AM

Variance: You get sexy time for puttin up with this [censored], right?

runner4life7 · #4 03-25-2007, 01:33 AM

i could go for some good ribs right now

stabn · #5 03-25-2007, 01:41 AM

Beat: 10:40pm no sexy time so far.

bmwguy525 · #6 03-25-2007, 01:43 AM

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Beat: 10:40pm no sexy time so far.

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yup you're hosed. glnt

THEOSU · #7 03-25-2007, 05:49 AM

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wtf, huge beat.

i mean if thread was titled "wife made me go to birthday party" then i could understand, but GF? damn, dude.

blutarski · #8 03-25-2007, 11:52 AM

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I had ribs on Friday and a really messy [censored] on Saturday. Had to keep going back for maintenance wipes.

DigitalDeuce · #9 03-25-2007, 12:34 PM

It's not a 1 yr old BD Party...

..It's a "Hey, you got sexed 21 months ago party!" weeee!

D_D

canis582 · #10 03-26-2007, 01:02 PM

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i could go for some good ribs right now

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I had ribs on Friday and a really messy [censored] on Saturday. Had to keep going back for maintenance wipes.

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[censored] = vagina in this case?