Another Roommate Story That Nobody Cares About

[ghostface]

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put the dirty dishes he uses and his bag of hair on his bed with a note that reads:

Roomate,
we need your help keeping our apartment clean...go [censored] yourself

love,
your roomates

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haha we do this all the time if one of our roommates leaves [censored] layin around. when they wake up they trip over it leaving their room.

[The B]

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put the dirty dishes he uses and his bag of hair on his bed with a note that reads:

Roomate,
we need your help keeping our apartment clean...go [censored] yourself

love,
your roomates

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haha we do this all the time if one of our roommates leaves [censored] layin around. when they wake up they trip over it leaving their room.

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in college i put a cereal bowl half full of milk on my roomates pillow, it spilled...havent talked to him since 01'

[ItalianFX]

I just went down there to go into the kitchen and he is sleeping on the couch with his mouth open like he has dick sucker's cramp with a stupid [censored] haircut.

[Ryanski]

Lol, I used to have a roommate that slept on the couch 7 out of 7 times a week. NEVER SLEPT ONCE IN HIS ROOM, ALMOST NEVER WAS IN HIS ROOM UPSTAIRS BECAUSE HE WATCHED TV 99% OF HIS WAKING HOURS. It was downstairs, my room was upstairs, every time I went downstairs at night to use the microwave or something, there he was.

EVERYTIME I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR ANY REASON DURING DAYLIGHT, THERE HE WAS ON THE COUCH.

INSTANT LIFE TILT.

solution - move into your own place!

[The B]

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Lol, I used to have a roommate that slept on the couch 7 out of 7 times a week. NEVER SLEPT ONCE IN HIS ROOM, ALMOST NEVER WAS IN HIS ROOM UPSTAIRS BECAUSE HE WATCHED TV 99% OF HIS WAKING HOURS. It was downstairs, my room was upstairs, every time I went downstairs at night to use the microwave or something, there he was.

EVERYTIME I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR ANY REASON DURING DAYLIGHT, THERE HE WAS ON THE COUCH.

INSTANT LIFE TILT.

solution - move TV upstairs into your bedroom

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[ItalianFX]

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solution - move into your own place!

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I'll be going home for 9 days starting today after my afternoon class, and then I have 3 weeks and I'm done. Then I'll be at home until I figure out what I want to do with my life. 3 weeks is way too long though after putting up with this BS for a year and a half.

[Quanah Parker]

I put a roommates dirty dishes in a box and put them outside.
He still didn't wash them and a few days later they got stolen.
I'm still trying to figure out who steals dirty dishes?

[diddyeinstein]

I understand. My roommate is the same way. I'm leaving town for 10 days today and I dread seeing what our house will look like when I get back.

I liked the idea of actually drop-kicking him next time you think about it.

[Vavavoom]

Italianfx,

Ha I was messing...

He sounds like someone that needs a kick in the crotch ! Seriously !

[Quanah Parker]

Also, had one roommate move to Alaska, but he left his dog.
He paid another roommate, Paul, $100 to feed his dog until he could come back for the dog. Well, the dog got preggers and had puppies. That sucked, but we figured we'd just give the pups away when they got old enough. There was 5 or 6 of us renting a big house and we had room to spare, so we adapted the dining room into a puppy room. Paul never cleaned up after the puppies and after a few weeks we had a million puppy turds all over the dining room.
Man, those were great times.