$50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

[CyberMuppet]

Pre-flop:
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function preflop() {
if(c1.suit == c2.suit) {
cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted
} else {
if(c1.ace || c2.ace) {
call = true;
}
}
}
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Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
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function flop() {
if(isFirstToAct) {
bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo
}
if(villain.raise &amp;&amp; villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise
raise = true;
}
}
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Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
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function turn() {
while(stillHaveCards) {
bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet
}
}
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River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
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function river() {
//if we get here, check hand to see if we are good
if(hasPair) {
wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand
bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit
}
shipit();
}
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Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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