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Old 08-30-2006, 02:46 PM
Violent Bill Violent Bill is offline
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Default stripper moving into my apartment

this isn't 100 percent official yet but she it seems like it's going down:

i live in a 4 bedroom apartment in NYC. when we first moved in, it was myself and 3 friends and we all payed 350 each. then one guy moved out and we got some random dude to move in and pay 600 ( which he still considered to be an extremely good deal ) for the smallest room. so the other 3 of us were all paying 266 or so and that has been nice.

one of the other room mates is moving out so we decided we could get 750 for his room. my other room mate who is in on the scam showed her the room today and it turns out she is a stripper with huge breast implants. i didn't see her but i guess she works in the city and seems pretty cool. and yeah, now my rent is 25 dollars a month.

i'll keep you updated on how this stripper situation works out. we did have a girl living here for a couple months before, but she was totally insane. she drank a bottle of vodka a night alone in her room, tried to kill herself, got put in a mental institution for a month, flew to costa rica mysteriously and then flew back 8 hours later and left me a weird myspace comment telling me she wanted to have sex with me which i never acknowledged.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:48 PM
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is this adam 22?
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:49 PM
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i live in a 4 bedroom apartment in NYC. when we first moved in, it was myself and 3 friends and we all payed 350 each.

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Is this Manhattan? If so, I call shenanigans.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:49 PM
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is this adam 22?

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no. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:49 PM
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Whoops, I just ended reading the OP there. I just read the rest, and I'm definitely calling shenanigans.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:51 PM
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i live in a 4 bedroom apartment in NYC. when we first moved in, it was myself and 3 friends and we all payed 350 each.

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Is this Manhattan? If so, I call shenanigans.

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it's in astoria. it was originally a 3 bedroom but one of the rooms was disproportionately large so we split it in half with some plywood ( one of the old room mates was in construction and made this awesome wall. it's a really good wall, you can't even really tell that it was one room before ) and use it as two rooms.

the rent is also low because the landlord is blind and in a wheelchair. he's pretty appreciative to have tennants as reliable as us. he's never been to the apartment in the almost 2 years i've been here, thank god.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:54 PM
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is this adam 22?

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no. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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wtf, really? I don't really believe that. How many posters on this site have dirt cheap apartments in Queens with alcoholic, sucidal stripper roommates?
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:56 PM
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is this adam 22?

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There is a good chance you are right on this.
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:56 PM
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I would wager that this post will be answered by a demand from pics from a certain moderator. If these pics are not produced in a timely fashion, your ass will be [censored]!
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:57 PM
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MALARKY!

$25 a month? ok
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