Realationship advice

[4_2_it]

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This has to be some weird troll cuz nobody could possibly think that it's ok to post pics directly from facebook and not realize that you can't edit posts after like 5 minutes, right?

Right?

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OP said he was bad at dumping chicks. This is an ingenious way to accomplish your goal without any contact whatsoever.

[diddyeinstein]

Ways to Break Up With Your Girlfriend:

* Show her this post.

* Tell her that you think of her as a sister/friend that you can [censored] (which is a little weird BTW)

* Tell her that the thing you like best about her is her domestic capabilities

* Tell her that you don't find her attractive

* Tell her "I think we need to talk" and it doesn't even really matter what you say after, she'll know where it's going

* Tell her you aren't ready to be tied down yet

* Tell her the distance separation is getting to you

* Tell her you cheated.

* Take new girl out somewhere where your girlfriend will see ya'll together.

etc., etc.

There is an infinity of possibilities. Just pick up your balls and start the conversation. My only word of advice is if you want to break up, don't let her talk to you into staying together. Be firm. GL OP. Breaking up isn't hard to do, but it sounds like it's for the best.

[scott1]

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So I guess I am asking as well how do I do it and how do I stay friends with her. I know this is a total noob question and it is asked almost every day in our culture but I never really paid attention to the answers.

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It's a noob question because most normal people have enough good friends that they don't need to remain friends with someone who they used be in a romantic relationship with. My best friends are people I have known for 10+ years. Why do I need to be buddy-buddy with some girl I dated for two months? It's over...move on.

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If she is in love with you staying friends isn't gonna work.

[NhlNut]

1-800-love-191

[otnemem]

OP, I wholeheartedly believe that you won't break up with your current girlfriend unless someone else does it for you. But if you do eventually realize that you're wasting away in an unfulfilling relationship with someone you're not even really attracted to, please don't tell her that you cheated on her. There's no reason for it.

[IlliniLou]

hmm .... my name is Louis .... but haven't been called that in a long time

[dragonystic]

wow, youre gf is really lucky to have a guy like you.

my advice is to get a vasectemy.

[curtis012]

also, no matter how you do it you won't remain friends. sorry to be the one to tell you.

[Triple_J]

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It's cool that you didn't cheat on her

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Uhh, did you even read the OP? He said he made out with this other chick and got to "2nd base." Would your girlfriend be happy if you did this to her?

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It's pretty obvious he is invoking the 50 mile rule.

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aa, the good old 50 mile rule

[chesspain]

Just be completely honest with her and state that you are way too immature and selfish to be in a committed relationship with anyone.